Are ya ready to lose weight, kids?
Aye aye crap-tain! I can’t hear you.
AYE AYE CRAP-TAIN!!!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
Who blogs every day about obesity?
Sh*tJack TightPants!
Committed and awesome and humble is he.
Sh*tJack TightPants!
If diet-tal nonsense be somethin’ you want,
Sh*tJack TightPants!
Then stop by every day (but put down that croissant).
Sh*tJack TightPants!
As a mother who's children love this show and married to a man who laughs at this show. I will now not be able to get this song out of my head..Thank you..:)
As a mom with three kids who watch Spongebob daily ad nauseum I have to say this is your best weight loss song parody yet!
ReplyDeleteAs a mother who's children love this show and married to a man who laughs at this show. I will now not be able to get this song out of my head..Thank you..:)
ReplyDeleteDon't you wish you lived in a pineapple under the sea?
ReplyDeleteDid I ever tell you about that time my partner dressed up as Sponge Bob No Pants for Halloween?