Loss: -.9
Total loss: -66.9
Emotion: Three-quarters awesome
Jack: I know this is your first day on the job, but there’s a few things we need to get straight before you start…
Scale: Hop on.
Jack: You see, I think we should begin these weigh-in proceedings with some witty banner. Maybe a joke, maybe a funny anecdote…
Scale: I said “Hop on, bitch!”
Jack: I don’t understand why every scale I come in contact with has to have such a piss-poor attitude.
Scale: What part of “Hop on, bitch!” do you not understand?
Jack: I'm just saying that I think there's room for some civility in our relationship...
Scale: Do you think I enjoy sitting here, staring at your junk all day? Hop on!
Jack: You know, a few words of encouragement might make all the difference in this situation.
Scale: I’m going back to sleep now.
Jack: No, no… let’s do this thang!
Scale: 225.0
Jack: You couldn’t have given me a tenth of pound so I could have lost an whole pound this week?
Scale: Next!
Seriously, Jack. I freaking love you.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should have gotten a Mary Lou Reton scale she would say nice things to you when you weigh lol.
ReplyDeleteYou sure do know how to pick 'em!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!
:-D You are too friggin funny! Hey, almost a pound - take it! If you want to lose 3+ pounds, have 7 grandkids hit town! A post coming up on that! ;-)
ReplyDeletehaha hilarious! 'hop on bitch' I think my scale is bitchy too.
ReplyDeleteDamn those Prima Donna scales!
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