This Little Diet of Mine

This little diet I’m on,
It’s just barely begun.
This little diet I’m on,
I’m gonna lose a ton
This little diet I’m on,
Can’t eat a honey bun.
Honey bun.
Honey bun.
Honey bun.

Eat a whole buncha broccoli? Yeah!
That’s sure on my diet.
How about some brussel sprouts? Yeah.
I’m sure that’ll be all right.
What about some fondue? No!
That’s why my pants’re too tight.
Pants too tight.
Pants too tight.
Pants too tight.

This little diet of mine,
I’m hungry all the time.
This little diet of mine,
Waistline on the decline.
This little diet of mine,
Hey, I’m feeling fine.
Feelin’ fine.
Feelin’ fine.
Feelin’ fine.

Not gonna snack around all day,
And eat as much as a horse.

Not gonna veg out and watch TV
(Except Thursday nights, of course).
Not gonna settle for less than my best,
Gonna be a tour de force.
Tour de force.
Tour de force.
Tour de force.
 



This little diet I do,
Just watching what I chew.
This little diet I do,
Got me feeling brand new.
This little diet I do,
You can do it, too.
Do it, too.
Do it, too.
Do it, too.