Who's there?Ice cream soda
Ice cream soda who?
I SCREAM SODA PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME TALKING ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT!
Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?
Athena
Athena who?
Athena girl that lossth thixty pounths.
Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?
Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?
Normally, my blog is much more entertaining than this.
Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?
Argo
Argo who?
Argo down to the gym and get me a good workout in.
Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?
Augusta
Augusta who?
Augusta go hit the showers after my workout.
Kn*ck, Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Wanda Smellmop
Wanda Smellmop who?
No, thanks, that’s not why they call me Jack Sh*t…
Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?
Asia
Asia who?
Asia gonna stick to your eating plan today?
Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia about sticking to your diet!
Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca my gym bag and meet you there.
Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?
Anthem
Anthem who?
Anthem devil that Jack Sh*t is, isn’t he?
Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?
Almond
Almond who?
Almond the side of everyone who’s trying to get fit.
Kn*ck Kn*ck!
Who's there?
Madame
Madame who?
Madame abs are sore from all these sit-ups!
Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?
Alma
Alma who?
Alma-ny Kn*ck Kn*ck jokes does Jack Sh*t know anyway?
Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?
Althea
Althea who?
Althea later, I’m going for a run.
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Who's there?
Budweiser
Budweiser who?
Budweiser weigh-in so sucky if she ate right and exercised all week?
Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?
Armageddon
Armageddon who?
Armageddon tired of these pants being too tight!
Kn*ck Kn*ck
Who's there?
Amsterdam
Amsterdam who?
Amsterdam tired of all these Kn*ck Kn*ck jokes I could sh*t!
Pretty clever stuff, Jack!
ReplyDeletehehe I hope you got some work done yesterday, but these are good! :)
ReplyDeleteDear Jack Sh*t,
ReplyDeleteIt is OBVIOUS you have too much time on your hands. I sincerely appreciate you using all that extra time to come up with awesome Knock! Knock! jokes that make me giggle over my mid-morning cup of coffee. That Wanda Smellmop one was both completely tasteless, and mondo funny...all at the same time.
Well done, my friend. Well done.
~ katieRUNSthis
That Anne Frank thing is not funny. I'm gonna report you to someone. (I also just read a Holocaust book so...)
ReplyDeleteDo you do actual work, or just think of words that fit in knock knock jokes?
Jack.... oh Jack!
ReplyDeleteI think you should write a book!
Yeah. Ann Frank. The opposite of any kind of funny.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha!!! Excellent round of knocks!
ReplyDeleteperfect timing :)
ReplyDeletethe 5 yo just discovered these jokes and me?
I ADORE THE LAST ONE as a result...