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Monday, February 7, 2011

Goodbye Moonface

Goodbye fear

Goodbye rear

Goodbye pants too tight for my rear

Goodbye chips

And the Red Stripe beer

Goodbye candy bars

And eating in cars

Goodbye milkshakes

And Goodbye pound cakes

Goodbye Triscuits

And Goodbye biscuits

Goodbye too-little shirt

And Goodbye dessert

Goodbye treat

And Goodbye cheat

Goodbye big body

Goodbye sweet

And Goodbye to the little voice

whispering "Eat"

Goodbye fries

Goodbye eclair

Goodbye junk food everywhere

With apologies to Margret Wise Brown

16 comments:

  1. I take from this that your post yesterday, the weight gain was your of your own making... yup, time to get back to it & no excuses! :-)

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  2. That's really cute.. but also Goodbye fun

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  3. Aaaahhhh One of my favorites as a kid. Of course the story my mom told me was a bit different. Maybe if she told me this one instead I would be in better shape.

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  4. HELLO NEW AND EVEN MORE AWESOME THAN USUAL JACK!

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  5. Awesome awesome awesome. One of the kiddo's and my favorites done up just right a la Jack.

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  6. Thanks Jack! You always make me smile.

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  7. Awww, I love the wabbit. How do you keep on coming up with stuff, Jack. You are the best.

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  8. I'm kinda disappointed that there was no "Goodbye Moon Pie" in there. But that's probably because I'm from the South.

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  9. Love it. I don't think any apologies to MWB are necessary.

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  10. You are too creative for oyur own good sometimes - and I'm so glad you are!

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  11. I think I just found my new bedtime story! Thanks!
    http://teatimewiththehelz.blogspot.com/

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