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Thursday, January 13, 2011

Sh*tty Sh*tty Pop Chip (with Givewaway!)


Sh*tJactacus: 

Don’t put your lips on some greasy-ass chips,
Don’t eat those Ruffles or Cheetos.
If you seek a better snack, listen to your buddy Jack,
And put aside the Pringles and Fritos.
A mouth full of crunch.
Something excellent to munch.
Enjoy it with your lunch!


Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!
The chips that aren’t fried, best you ever tried.

Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!
The eatable, tweetable chips!



Truly Scrumptious: 

Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!
Their fantastic chips, see, all tasty and crispy!
Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!
No longer need chips be crap!



Sh*tJactacus:

 Don't waste your salaries on chips fulla calories

.

Truly: 

So be smart and try to always copy us!
If you seek perfection in your snack selection,



Sh*tJactacus: 

Well, choose the chips that are the poppiest!




Truly:
That mouth full of sassiness.

Sh*tJactacus:
The chip that brings happiness.



Both: 

That low-fat foodstuff supreme!

Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!
A nice crispy crackle, ingredients all-natural.
Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!
I think I’ll eat a whole sackful.



Mr. Scrumptious: 

No--take them away!



Truly: 
Father, please!

Mr. Scrumptious: 
Crunch! Hmm-Hmm. Crunch!

Sh*tJactacus:
He likes it!



Cast: 
Hooray!



Sh*tJactacus: 

They’ll ease your starvation

.

Truly: 

Without fat saturation.



Kids: 

They’re the best kind of chips you can munch

.

Sh*tJactacus:
Eat ‘em Sundays through Saturdays.



Truly: 

They have way less calories!



Kids: 

And flavors? Well, they sure have a bunch!



Sh*tJactacus and Truly: 

There’s no chips that are similar

.

Women: 
We love Salt and Vinegar!



Kids and factory workers: 

It’s time to give them a crunch!

(Dance break)



All: 

Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!



Sh*tJactacus:

That savory snack

!

Truly: 

Just listen to Jack

!

All: 

And put them into your lunch sack!


Pop Chips!
Pop Chips!
They’re awesome and then some, just comment to win some!
Pop Chips!

Pop Chips!

The treat that's so tweetable (@popchips) 
deliciously eatable,
with that unbeatable crunch!

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34 comments:

  1. ElizaJanuary 13, 2011 at 7:11 AM

    What exactly are Pop Chips? Another blog mentioned them but I couldn't find them.

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  2. H.E.A.January 13, 2011 at 7:13 AM

    :) Your creativity (and craziness...) knows no bounds!!

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  3. DeniseJanuary 13, 2011 at 7:59 AM

    Love me some Pop Chips and Love me some Jack Sh&t!

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  4. Cool KittenJanuary 13, 2011 at 8:03 AM

    I love Popchips! My costco stopped carrying it. :-(

    Would love to win some.

    Sara

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 13, 2011 at 8:32 AM

    I haven't tried them yet but I love Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, so I guess I would like them. My favorite line of your post is the (dance break). My second favorite is "Don't waste your salaries on chips fulla calories." 



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  6. DianaJanuary 13, 2011 at 8:43 AM

    pop chips aren't available in canada....therefore i would love me some to try..

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  7. SugarJanuary 13, 2011 at 8:44 AM

    tee hee you are so talented and crazy! love it..i would love to try these :)

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  8. kaitlinJanuary 13, 2011 at 8:45 AM

    Popchips are my very favorite! I would looovvveeee to win some! =)

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  9. TrishJanuary 13, 2011 at 9:22 AM

    That was hilarious! I have never had pop chips but always wanted to try them. Our local store doesn't have them. I would love to win!

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  10. WWSuziJanuary 13, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    I have to be honest and say i've never tried them :) But from what i hear i'm missing out on something delicious!

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  11. katesJanuary 13, 2011 at 9:37 AM

    My boyfriend treats Pop Chips as a food group. We love them!

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  12. HelenJanuary 13, 2011 at 9:57 AM

    I need my starvation
    fixed with no saturation
    So send them this way
    and I'll say HURRAY!

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  13. Deanna @ The Unnatural MotherJanuary 13, 2011 at 10:19 AM

    Love me some pop chips, best alternative for CHIP LOVERS!!!!

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  14. AnonymousJanuary 13, 2011 at 10:23 AM

    Never tried them, or even heard of them. Very interesting!

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  15. gracies tough journeyJanuary 13, 2011 at 10:32 AM

    What is a pop chips, and how many calories does it have that makes it safe to eat? Gracie

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  16. Laura@Run_Eat_DateJanuary 13, 2011 at 11:31 AM

    The salt & vinegar are so awesome!

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  17. Kelly the Happy TexanJanuary 13, 2011 at 12:49 PM

    CHIPS! Yes, I'd like some.

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  18. JuliaJanuary 13, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    I have been wanting to try these but haven't seen them around here :(

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  19. CrysJanuary 13, 2011 at 1:41 PM

    PopChips are the best 120 calories of my day!! My grocery store had then 10 for $10 (which is amazing because they're usually $3 bag)... my cart looked like a scene from Hoarders.

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  20. VinnyJanuary 13, 2011 at 2:11 PM

    I love me some PopChips!! Oh and love the Parody! :)

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  21. AnonymousJanuary 13, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    Hilarious, as usual. Also loved your post about how to put on the pounds the other day! I like Pop Chips, especially the BBQ ones! They have a nice little kick to them!

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  22. SherRonJanuary 13, 2011 at 3:14 PM

    Give me some pop-chips!

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  23. MelissaJanuary 13, 2011 at 3:14 PM

    LOL! Too funny. The only thing better than Popchips are FREE Popchips. I would love to win some. :)

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  24. Future Bombshell (aka Cortney)January 13, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    I want to try these! Every time I see them in the store, I only see the "original" variety, and I'm not a big fan of plain potato chips as it is. Give me some flavor! I hear the cheddar variety is good...

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  25. Ice QueenJanuary 13, 2011 at 3:16 PM

    Pop Chips rock my happy little world. :D

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  26. danielleislosingitJanuary 13, 2011 at 4:28 PM

    So I take it you like Pop Chips Jack? Me too.

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  27. KimJanuary 13, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    I always read about Pop Chips on other blogs. I would love to try them.

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  28. theantijaredJanuary 13, 2011 at 5:10 PM

    I am entering this contest because I have no idea what I win!

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  29. MichelleJanuary 13, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    Yum...Pop Chips..

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  30. MollyJanuary 13, 2011 at 5:36 PM

    pop chips are the sh*t :p

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  31. KarlaJanuary 13, 2011 at 5:48 PM

    yeppers they are amazing!!! :)

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  32. AnonymousJanuary 14, 2011 at 1:43 PM

    I want those popchips in my bellay!

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  33. Suzanne HJanuary 16, 2011 at 9:45 AM

    Popchips are fantastic & if you can't find them locally you can order them by the case online. Do you really need a case of popchips? Yes - yes you do!

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  34. AnonymousJanuary 23, 2011 at 1:50 PM

    Sh*tty Sh*tty Pop Chips...I totally cant get this out of my head now!

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