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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

More Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of a WW Meeting



• Coming in with your Jenny Craig posse and trying to start a rumble

• Attempting to bribe scale operator with freshly baked cookies

• Insisting that bottle caps and string be accepted as payment

• Selling bootleg WW charms out of the trunk of your Trans Am in the parking lot

• Trimming your toenails during meeting

• Threatening the scale lady to give you a good weigh-in or you’ll key up her car

• Loudly eating a dozen candy apples during meeting

• Taking a dump on the scale if it shows a gain

• Standing on a chair and screaming “Me so hungry!” over and over and over and over

• Trying to get in free my wearing your mask of David Kirchhoff, President and CEO of Weight Watchers International

• Wearing your candy thong and fruit leather chaps

• Non-stop riverdancing on scale while they’re trying to weigh you in

• Loudly insisting that your weight be written in invisible ink

• Parking in the meeting room

• Paying with a VISA card you just stole from another member

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22 comments:

  1. The Incredible Shrinking WomanJanuary 18, 2011 at 6:28 AM

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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  2. Anne HJanuary 18, 2011 at 6:32 AM

    We tried all these in the Army!
    They had weigh-ins, too!
    It always seems like such a good idea at the time.

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  3. Flabby McGeeJanuary 18, 2011 at 6:49 AM

    awesomesauce

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  4. ColleenJanuary 18, 2011 at 7:31 AM

    Also, don't try weighing in naked. They frown on that behavior.

    Colleen
    Goodbye, Fat Girl!

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  5. Jennifer SaundersJanuary 18, 2011 at 7:51 AM

    Too funny! Awesome.

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  6. UnknownJanuary 18, 2011 at 9:08 AM

    I actually have an extra 16 week clapping hands charm if anyone wants to start the bidding? lol

    Great ideas Jack...I'm headed to my meeting today! :)

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  7. Kelly the Happy TexanJanuary 18, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    mmmm. candy apples.

    Wait, they make fruit leather chaps?! Off to google now.

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  8. arielcircleofnineJanuary 18, 2011 at 9:55 AM

    Hard to pick a favorite on today's post, they are all hilarious. Id have to say "Standing on a chair and screaming “Me so hungry!” over and over and over and over" made me LOL!

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  9. TMLfans.caJanuary 18, 2011 at 10:06 AM

    Love the idea of writing the weight in invisible ink. Cheers!

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  10. TrishJanuary 18, 2011 at 10:10 AM

    Sooo funny!!!

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  11. InWeighOverMyHeadJanuary 18, 2011 at 11:08 AM

    "Wearing your candy thong and fruit leather chaps" I tired that a few times. They weren't thrilled. :)

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  12. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    Insisting that bottle caps and string be accepted as payment...

    LOL! You've made my day!

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  13. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2011 at 12:04 PM

    Glad I found you on #FitBlog. Thanks for the giggle!

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  14. HopeJanuary 18, 2011 at 1:04 PM

    What? I *always* get good weigh-in's when I wear my fruit leather chaps and chocolate thong!

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  15. CrysJanuary 18, 2011 at 1:47 PM

    Could easily be my favorite post of yours! I once, in anger, kicked a small display of 1 pt mini bars. I didn't get kicked out but... it wasn't well received.

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  16. PatrickJanuary 18, 2011 at 4:56 PM

    WAIT, I am only supposed to wear my candy thong and fruit leather chaps at WW meetings? Oops!

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  17. Rob DyessJanuary 18, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    Mine is more like a "candy T-back" really!!

    LOL Jack!!!!

    Thanks!

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  18. Kerri OJanuary 18, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    And you know these things...how?

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  19. RozJanuary 18, 2011 at 7:38 PM

    I'm sending this to my weight watchers leader!!!!

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  20. DanielleJanuary 18, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    So funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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  21. LifeasKristinaJanuary 18, 2011 at 10:09 PM

    This may be my new favorite blog!

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  22. LanieJanuary 19, 2011 at 8:03 AM

    I prefer to wear my bacon bra.

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