Jack Sh*t the Lazy Lardass
Had a butt the size of a washing machine.
And if you ever saw it,
You’d wash your eyes out with Visine.
All of the folks around him,
Never commented about his size.
They just let poor ol’ Jackie
Sit there and munch on his fries.
Then one day two years ago,
The big man saw the light.
“Jack Sh*t, with your gut so big,
Chronicle your weight loss on this site.”
Now all the readers support him,
Even when he’s wildly gaining.
Jack Sh*t, the fit-tastic blogger,
Your posts are mildly entertaining!
Good poem! Turned out very well!
ReplyDeleteyou're like the robert frost of ass world. happy hohoholidays!
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@RNTgirl
http://Results-Not-Typical-Girl.com
Love it! Merry Christmas to you, Anita and the girls!
ReplyDeleteLove it. But I have to correct you, your posts are MORE than "mildly" entertaining. They're the BEST! Merry Christmas to you and your whole family Jack!!! Hope it's a good one!!
ReplyDeleteBravo! Bravo! I bow to your brilliance. Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteSweet carol. Merry Sh*tmas!
ReplyDeleteHaha! Great festive post Jack! Happy holidays to you and your family! :)
ReplyDeleteYour the best!!
ReplyDelete"mildly entertaining?!?"
ReplyDeleteMore like AWESOMETASTIC!
Happy Holidays, Jackie!
ReplyDeleteYah wayyy more than mildly entertaining. You betcha' washing-machine-butt! :-D
ReplyDelete"mildly"? I think you have a typo there and it should be "Your posts are wildly entertaining!"
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas Jack to you and yours.
Yet another classic!
ReplyDeleteYou know, Jack, you always HAVE reminded me of Rudolph.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas :)
Happy Holidays JACK!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas Jack!
ReplyDeleteI was reading this post when I realised that "Frosty the Snowman" was playing in the background. :P
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