Weight-Loss Projects From the Jack Sh*t Lab

• A light beer that tastes great, yet is less filling
  

• Pasta- and cheese-free mac-and-cheese
  
  
• An antidote to granola addiction
  
  
• Health s'mores
  
  
• Elliptican’t machine
  
  
• Scale that's just a little more understanding
  
  
• Robotic workout buddy
  
  
• Running shoes that actually do the running for you
  
  
• Sugar-free sugar
  
  
• Flesh-eating bacteria that goes away after it's eaten about fifty pounds or so
  
  
• Air pudding
  
  
• Personal trainer with a sense of humor
  
  
• Candy corn-on-the-cob
  
  
• Zumba in pill form
  
  
• Kettlebelt
  
  
• App that turns your iPhone into a scale when you stand on it
  
  
• Driver’s seat doohickey that gives you a painful wedgie when you try to order drive-thru at a fast food restaurant
  
  
• Cheese wine
  
  
• Blog widget that tells you when your latest post really sucks