I hope you wont have to take him with you for your trip around the world. Cos if a trip was ever long that one will be. I'm gonna watch some cartoons now.
Bad TJ would make me drive through the fast food windows and get enough food for a family of 4. If you see her, tell her I don't miss her or her bingeing ways. lol
Does Sonic really make a Coconut Cream Pie Shake? I hate you for telling me that. I've NEVER been to Sonic. I don't even drive past there because I don't want to fuel a new flame. Hrmph. And now I find out about Pie Shakes?!
Love the message. Hopefully will help me stay away from the homemade, iced sugar cookies here in my office (along with Halloween candy, pound cake and handmade chocolate lollipops).
Bad Wayne must have the same disorder as Evil Mel who has been telling me to go get into the damn trick or treat stuff. She's a bitch and when she and Aunt Flo gang up on me together, I'm practically helpless.
I've been following your blog for a long time and just want to tell you how much I enjoy it. You crack me up, but more importantly, you motivate me too. Thanks.
Those are not your thoughts. Bad Wayne is a figment of the egoic mind. He is clouding your true Nature. Let his thoughts rattle on (and on and on...), but heed them not. For yours is the kingdom of heaven. :)
I know a guy just like Bad Wayne! If only I could get him out of my life for good. I guess I'll have to be content with my current plan of trying to ingore him.
Just came across you blog via A Merry Life, this post is fantastic! I know this struggle and the inner monologue that accompanies it in my head is absurd!!
LOVE bad wayne! Sounds a LOT like Bad Vee!
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Vee at http://veegettinghealthy.blogspot.com
I hope you wont have to take him with you for your trip around the world. Cos if a trip was ever long that one will be. I'm gonna watch some cartoons now.
ReplyDeleteI've got a bad wayne too! Just buckle up and stay behind the wheel...
ReplyDeleteYea, better start leaving bad wayne at home lol.
ReplyDeleteMaking a point with humor.. I love it! Kick bad Wayne out the door & to the side of the road! :-)
ReplyDeletePerfect! Miss Olivia (my personal Bad Wayne) has been a pain in the patootie with all the Halloween candy floating around.
ReplyDeleteI've resorted to gagging her with an apple core.
Sometimes, the threat of, "sit down, shut up, or you guys are WALKING home!" works on my kids...maybe it'd work on Bad Wayne? ;)
ReplyDeleteBad TJ would make me drive through the fast food windows and get enough food for a family of 4. If you see her, tell her I don't miss her or her bingeing ways. lol
ReplyDeleteDoes Sonic really make a Coconut Cream Pie Shake? I hate you for telling me that. I've NEVER been to Sonic. I don't even drive past there because I don't want to fuel a new flame. Hrmph. And now I find out about Pie Shakes?!
ReplyDeleteLove the message. Hopefully will help me stay away from the homemade, iced sugar cookies here in my office (along with Halloween candy, pound cake and handmade chocolate lollipops).
ReplyDeleteHILARIOUS!
ReplyDeleteBad Wayne must have the same disorder as Evil Mel who has been telling me to go get into the damn trick or treat stuff. She's a bitch and when she and Aunt Flo gang up on me together, I'm practically helpless.
ReplyDeleteI've been following your blog for a long time and just want to tell you how much I enjoy it. You crack me up, but more importantly, you motivate me too. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteJack, may I offer a bit of zen advice?
ReplyDeleteHE'S NOT YOU.
Those are not your thoughts. Bad Wayne is a figment of the egoic mind. He is clouding your true Nature. Let his thoughts rattle on (and on and on...), but heed them not. For yours is the kingdom of heaven. :)
Love,
Jill
You sure do have an active imagination.
ReplyDeleteGood lord youre creative.
ReplyDeleteyou should work in marketing!!
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I know a guy just like Bad Wayne! If only I could get him out of my life for good. I guess I'll have to be content with my current plan of trying to ingore him.
ReplyDeleteI don't get this pop culture reference. You are adorable Jack.
ReplyDeleteJust came across you blog via A Merry Life, this post is fantastic! I know this struggle and the inner monologue that accompanies it in my head is absurd!!
ReplyDeleteLuv it! This journey to healthiness takes time! The road is not long, indeed!
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