Even More Fitness Center Conversation Starters

• “When I’m on the rowing machine, I like to pretend that I’m rowing on a rowboat.”

• “The human tongue is the only muscle in the human body that is not attached at both ends.”
  
  
• “I know all the words to the ‘Pillow Pets’ song.”
  
  
• “Does this taste like hemlock to you?”
  
  
• “You know what I like about wearing spandex? Everything!”
  
  
• “Do you mind if I do the limbo under the weight bar in between your chest presses?”
  
  
• “Excuse me… do you know what this place’s policy is on peeing in the shower?”
  
  
• “Homemade elk jerky?”
  
  
• “I took eight years of Spanish in school. Listen: “No hablo español.”
  
  
• “I’ll bet I can guess your height.”
  
  
• “I saw a documentary last night that said beetles can run faster than horses, and that the males can roar like lions!”
  
  
• “That dude over there lifting 900 lbs thinks he’s so strong…”
  
  
• “Will you tell me if this lat pull is latty enough?”
  
  
• “Have you seen that movie with that guy that’s married to that blond girl from that TV show?”
  
  
• “Can you believe that this place discourages shower urination?”
  
  
• “I accidentally hired a personnel trainer instead of a personal trainer; it hasn’t helped my fitness, but I got some good tips for my company’s HR department.”
  
  
• “I wonder if they make a treadmill that goes sideways.”
  
  
• “I’m wearing these Uggs cuz I couldn’t find my regular workout shoes.”
  
  
• “Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out my package.”
  
  
• “Do you read that blog Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit? Me either!”