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Thursday, July 1, 2010

Fitness Center Pickup Lines

  • Is that a Philips DirectLife activity monitor in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • Do you squat here often?

  • You look especially pretty soaked in sweat.

  • How’d you like to be my special push-up partner?

  • Do you know CPR, because you just took my breath away! Or it may have been that 45 minutes on the elliptical…

  • Can I buy you a vodka and Gatorade?

  • You’ve got my head spinning more than 5 p.m. spin class. which, technically, doesn’t get my head spinning at all.

  • What’s your workout name? Mine’s Master Blaster!

  • I wouldn’t mind spending some time getting to know you better, after you took a shower of course.

  • Nice lats!

  • You’re making me wish I was a rowing machine.

  • My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.

  • I’m too flexy for my shirt… too flexy for my shirt… too flexy…

  • What say we head over to GNC for a bottle of human growth hormone?

  • I bet I can guess your weight.

  • How’d you like to come back to my place and sit on my feet while I do sit-ups?

  • That stairmaster isn’t the only thing getting my heart rate up…

  • Wanna feel my muscle?

  • How’d you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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25 comments:

  1. Debbi Does Dinner HealthyJuly 1, 2010 at 6:48 AM

    Too funny! I so hope people don't actually use those!

    Great, now I totally have that song in my head!! I'm too sexy...

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  2. Diminishing LucyJuly 1, 2010 at 7:02 AM

    I am so using these to get a grin out of my lvoely husband......thanks Jack......

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  3. MizJuly 1, 2010 at 7:48 AM

    this all brings me back to the piece of cinematic wondernessment which is the movie TOMMY BOY.
    seen it?
    the pool scene?
    priceless.

    must.rewatch.asap.

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  4. PatrickJuly 1, 2010 at 7:50 AM

    Um, I have actually used one of those when quite young and liquored up.

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  5. Jody - Fit at 52July 1, 2010 at 8:02 AM

    Scary part... I can actually see some of these coming out of the mouths of some people I see in there! :-) Very entertaining!

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  6. Maria@HuffandBuffJuly 1, 2010 at 8:13 AM

    Bwahaha!! Funny! Makes me glad I workout at home and not at the gym though.

    Maria

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  7. CassandraJuly 1, 2010 at 8:21 AM

    Hahahah!! I actually like that personal trainer one!

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  8. KCLAnderson (Karen)July 1, 2010 at 8:26 AM

    My husband and I kickbox together and classes often involve partner activities (pushups, situps, sparring drills and so on), not just punching and kicking the bag. We flirt a lot with each other. It's fun :-)

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  9. RaegunJuly 1, 2010 at 8:27 AM

    Loved "I'm too flexy...". Damn! That songs going to be stuck in my head all day.
    Rae
    xo

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  10. KimJuly 1, 2010 at 8:30 AM

    Very funny....still trying to use my imagination with the rowing machine one. hmmm. lol

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  11. The Hay FamilyJuly 1, 2010 at 8:37 AM

    hahaha. i love it. This is so hilarious!

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  12. KyleJuly 1, 2010 at 8:56 AM

    "My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine."

    No...it wouldn't work, but is the closest one to being usable...thank god I don't need it, though.

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  13. LauraLynneJuly 1, 2010 at 9:28 AM

    ...just how many gyms are you banned from? ;)

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  14. AliceJuly 1, 2010 at 10:16 AM

    Oh yes. I will be singing, "I'm too flexy" later at the gym. :o)

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  15. UnknownJuly 1, 2010 at 10:33 AM

    so funny! LOL

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  16. SaganJuly 1, 2010 at 10:38 AM

    Ahahaha that's something I've always wondered about... you should give tutorials on this; how to pick people up at the gym.

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  17. AnonymousJuly 1, 2010 at 10:45 AM

    Too funny :) It's so nice to come here and get a good laugh and encouragement on this journey!

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  18. screwdestinyJuly 1, 2010 at 11:41 AM

    Lol! The sad thing is I bet a couple of those have been used before...

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  19. wildfluffysheepJuly 1, 2010 at 12:05 PM

    I need these now I am going to be hitting the gym again!

    I think I could totally work: How’d you like to be my special push-up partner?

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  20. Ben @ GenesisPF.orgJuly 1, 2010 at 2:16 PM

    hilarious!

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  21. Untypically JiaJuly 1, 2010 at 3:41 PM

    OMG, too funny. I especially love the "Feel my muscle" one. Muscle. Being singular. *Dies* This was great.

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  22. PearlJuly 1, 2010 at 8:13 PM

    I'm quite breathless with all this attention! And we just met!!

    Pearl

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  23. Bring Pretty BackJuly 1, 2010 at 11:16 PM

    HILARIOUS!

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  24. Frank DobnerJuly 2, 2010 at 9:52 AM

    Or how about

    "May I Spot You?"

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  25. Sarah@LowStressWeightLossJuly 3, 2010 at 2:06 PM

    I think I've actually heard some of these!

    Your blog rocks! it's one of my absolute favorites

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