More Weight-Loss iPhone Apps

• App that screams at you in Spanish if you try to order cheese dip


  
• App that squirts you in the face with pepper spray if you go three
 days without blogging
  
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App that automatically calculates how many calories are in those 100-
calorie packs
  
• Phone bill fat monitor
  
• App that provides impressive fake heart rate number so other people at the 
gym will be impressed


  
• App that features 100,000 recipes that taste horrible
  
• App that emits deafening siren when it senses you’re trying to order at a drive-thru window
  
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App that gives you marathon-running advice, such as "whatever you do, for God’s sake,
 don't run in a marathon!”
  
• App that lets you tape a popscicle stick to the back of your iPhone and pretend it’s a fudgescicle
  
• App that tells you how many sit-ups you could have done if that TV show you really wanted to watch hadn’t been on
  
• App that makes you forget what pie tastes like
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App that wirelessly hooks up to your scale, transfers your weight to
your computer then automatically transfers the number to your computer’s trash can
  
• App that turns your iPhone into a ThighMaster


  
• App that calculates calories burnt tweeting
• App that exercises for you