More Famous Movie Lines (Jack Sh*t-Style)

• “Spartans! Eat hearty... because tonight we dine at Red Lobster!”

• “Love means never having to say you're sorry you ate the entire wedding cake.”
  
  
• “We who are about to diet, salute you!”
  
  
• “E.T. phone pizza.”
  
  
• “And I will have my veal parmesan, in this life or the next.”
  
  
• “Today, I consider myself the heaviest man on the face of the earth.”
  
  
• “Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and your cinnamon buns even closer.”
  
  
• “My precious… pizza rolls.”
  
  
• “There is no spoon. How am I gonna eat my ice cream?”
  
  
• “You've got a real pretty mouth. And I’ve got a lot of pretty cupcakes.”
  
  
• “Ye’d best start believin’ in successful weight-loss stories, Miss. Yer in one”
  
  
• “Either get busy eating, or get busy dieting.”
  
  
• “Pasta la vista, baby.”
  
  
• “I’d rather kiss a wookie… I mean, a cookie.”
  
  
• “If I tell you what I weigh, I’ll have to kill you.”
  
  
• “Open the microwave door, HAL.”
  
  
• “Nobody puts baby back ribs in a corner.”
  
  
• “Show me the baloney”
  
  
• “Hakuna Potato.”
  
  
• “Sugar-delic! Do I make you hungry, baby?”
  
  
• “There’s no plate like ham.”
  
  
• “If you bake it, he will come.”
  
  
• I see dead people… and caramel apples.”
  
  
• “I am Spartacustard!”