Holy Sh*t… More Fitness Center Conversation Starters

• “Shhhhh, there’s the personal trainer. Pretend like you’re exercising…”
• “Do you know if they have any lighter weights that look like heavier weights?”
• “Excuse me, do you believe in magic?”
• “IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME, SPEAK LOUDLY BECAUSE I’M WEARING EARPHONES.”
• “I’m working on making my muscles more bumpy.”
• “Do you think that lady over there is pulling one of those ‘Mrs. Doubtfire’ deals?”
• “I’m training to be a circus strongman!”
• “If I don’t… finish this set… the terrorists win…”
• “Y’know what would be awesome… a karoke spin class.”
• “Why oh why did I ever buy a steel-wool jockstrap?”
• “Wow, I accidentally filled my water bottled with maynaisse.”
• “Did you know that if they took out your lungs and stretched them out, they could cover a tennis court?”
• “My prison bitch nickname is "Queer Johnny”.
  
• “Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? Waitaminute… I’m sorry, that’s one of my bar pick-up lines…”
• “I have an idea for a game show called ‘Who Wants to Be a Treamillionaire?’”
• “Aiiiiiyyyyyy… I’m sweating!”