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Monday, December 21, 2009

Why Can't We Be Thin?



Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
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Why can't we be thin?

I’ve been round for a long, long time.
Eating too much too often was my crime.

Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
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Unless you’ve been there, you wouldn’t understand,
The thrill of chasing after Onederland.

Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
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I bring my lunch to my office every day.
You wanna grab a burger, but I say “No way.”

Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?

Eat small portions of good stuff -n- stop,
And you won’t wind up a muffin-top.

Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?

I'd kinda like to be the Anti-Jared.
Double workouts while I’m eating a carrot.

Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?
Why can't we be thin?

Sometimes my blog is pretty ridiculous,
But my diet and workouts are meticulous.

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It’s okay to go out to a restaurant,
As long as you don’t order what you want.

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22 comments:

  1. Marisa @Loser for LifeDecember 21, 2009 at 6:58 AM

    The question I ask myself all the time :) And now, the song I will be singing all day... Thanks for the ear worm!

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  2. Jody - Fit at 52December 21, 2009 at 7:30 AM

    YES, that song will be stuck in my mind now! Good thing I am headed back to bed! :-)

    Very funny! That muffin top thing brought back some bad memories!

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  3. All Women StalkerDecember 21, 2009 at 8:25 AM

    I really like this one. I love this song and your version of it is waaay cool!

    -Denise

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  4. TriciaDecember 21, 2009 at 8:39 AM

    Grrr...instead of christmas carols now I'll be going around singing this all day. Thanks a lot Jack.

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  5. RonDecember 21, 2009 at 8:54 AM

    Pretty cool Jack!

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  6. Violet CreamDecember 21, 2009 at 9:04 AM

    Yep it's stuck in my head.

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  7. JuliaDecember 21, 2009 at 9:48 AM

    It's infectious. I hear my husband in the next room whistling the tune now. HA!

    Julia
    jewliagoulia.blogspot.com

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  8. AmyDecember 21, 2009 at 10:03 AM

    Yep, it's in mine too. Loved the restaurant bit.

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  9. AnonymousDecember 21, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    doh oh. poor thing. Hysterical, though. :)

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  10. UnknownDecember 21, 2009 at 10:29 AM

    hahaha. love it!

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  11. UnknownDecember 21, 2009 at 10:31 AM

    hehe another great tune! :)

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  12. Fat DaddyDecember 21, 2009 at 10:31 AM

    Your diverse taste in music is something Jack. I'd like to request some more country...and maybe a polka.

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  13. bbubblybDecember 21, 2009 at 10:32 AM

    You're contagious Jack lol.

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  14. AnonymousDecember 21, 2009 at 11:07 AM

    Oh my goodness, what do they call that when a song gets stuck in your head? And earworm? Is that it? Because that's what this is. All day long, nothing else but this song.

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  15. TonyDecember 21, 2009 at 12:56 PM

    That's such a cute penguin :).

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  16. AnonymousDecember 21, 2009 at 1:14 PM

    You do a great job with re-lyricing, Jack!

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  17. screwdestinyDecember 21, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    "It’s okay to go out to a restaurant,
    As long as you don’t order what you want."

    I laughed at that because it's so true!

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  18. antgirlDecember 21, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    I ask myself that question more than I ought. I still think I'm fat.

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  19. UnknownDecember 21, 2009 at 4:55 PM

    I just found your blog. I loved this line
    "Eat small portions of good stuff -n- stop,
    And you won’t wind up a muffin-top."
    I had to laugh at that...funny, but true!

    Can't wait to read your older posts!

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  20. KatDecember 21, 2009 at 6:50 PM

    Awesome. Now this is going to be in my head for the rest of the day...:-) Merry Christmas!

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  21. AnonymousDecember 21, 2009 at 8:52 PM

    Clever as always, skinny minnie!

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  22. theantijaredDecember 21, 2009 at 10:35 PM

    I am with Pinky P on the cute penguin!

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