Just a Few More Fitness Center Conversation Starters

• “Do you know where they sell a good men’s sports bra?”
• “I’m trying to get in shape for fishin’ season.”
• “Did you know that BMI doesn’t stand for ‘Bowel Movement Indicator?’”
• “You may be able to bench press your weight, but I can eat my weight in Milk Duds.”
• “It’s a workout Snuggie, dumbass.”
• “Can you do me a favor? Watch me to a lat pull and tell me if you think it’s pretty.”
• “I just downloaded an app that tracks how many sit-ups I should have done.”
• “Do you know anyone who would trade personal training sessions for yodeling lessons?”
• “My old gym wasn’t this shiny.”
• “I think of this place as my Sweet Sweat Palace!”
• “Would you like to hear me recite a haiku?”
• “Did you know babies are born without kneecaps? It’s true!”
• “High-five! I did a push-up!”
• “Before I get started, do you happen to know CPR?”
• “I’m feeling extra exercisey today!”
• “You know what they say: ‘No pain, no assimilation of nutrients in order to facilitate muscle weight gain.’”
• “I dare you to try to bench press 1,000 pounds.”
• “My Jersey Shore nickname is ‘DJ Douchebag’.”
• “I took my aunt to the prom. Oh, I’m sorry… I thought you said ‘What’s your most embarrassing secret?’ not ‘Are you almost done on the elliptical?’”