More, More, More Fitness Center Conversation Starters

• “I once had an out-of-body experience on that piece of equipment.”
• “Wheeww… maybe I shouldn’t have donated blood right before my workout…”
• “I couldn’t afford gel insoles so I filled my sneakers with chocolate pudding.”
• “Y’know, if I could be any kind of animal in the world, I’d be a mammal.”
• “Skateboarding on a treadmill is more exercise than it looks.”
• “I’m just curious: what’s your social security number?”
• “Excuse me… do you know where this gym’s smoking section is located?”
• “I did 500 virtual jumping jacks this morning.”
• “Mind if I change the TV to The Incontinence Channel?”
• “Wanna see me make my muscle pop up?”
• “Who filled my water bottle with Milk of Magnesia? Oh wait... I did."
  
• “I have about 8,000 songs on my iPod, but they’re all Ricky Martin’s “Livin’ La Vida Loca.”
• “You know what this gym needs? A Moon Bounce!”
• “Aren’t these workout gloves soft? They’re made out of human skin.”
• “I’m training for a 0K marathon.”
• “Wow, the women’s locker room has a lot fewer urinals than the men’s.”
• “Want a piece of my garlic-onion-banana gum?”
• “Excuse me, but what’s a good exercise for your headtoid muscles?”
• “Man, my thong is riding up.”
• “You know, when I finish my workout, I feel like a beautiful butterfly.”
• “My name’s Jack, but you can call me Zsa Zsa.”