More Weight Watcher Meeting Conversation Stoppers

• “Have you ever tried shoving a Snickers bar inside a Twinkee, then microwaving it for 20 seconds?”
• “How many points are in puppy meat?”
• “In some cultures, it’s a sign of great respect to loudly break wind in a crowd.”
• “Hey, when the meeting starts, let’s all start yelling like it was a town hall meeting.”
• “Who’ll give me a dollar to eat a whole can of Cheese Whiz?”
• “Do you know if they make sugar-free edible underwear?”
• “I don’t get my weigh-in… I dieted all morning.”
• “I’ve already lost one-quarter of one percent of my total body weight.”
• “We oughta all tailgate in the parking lot before our next weigh-in.”
• “Does my fat ass make my ass look fat?”

• “Are we gonna have square dancing again this week?”
• “I’m really on a roller coaster; one week I’m up two pounds, the next week I’m up four pounds.”
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“Whenever I get hunger cravings, I just brush my teeth… with frosting.”
• “I can’t believe I gained weight this week. I mean, I’m wearing my lucky floral mumu.”
• “I had a big loss this week. Congratulations?!? Congratulations on losing my house? You are one sick human being!”
• “Do you have any leftover points you’re not using?”
• “I’m gonna try Zumba as soon as I can say the word “Zumba” without laughing.”
• “Can you believe I’m wearing a cowboy hat made out of pound cake?”
• “Do you know where they keep the emergency chips-n-dip?”