More Comments You Really Don’t Want to See on Your Weight Loss Blog

• “Your math’s wrong. You actually gained 6 lbs.”
• “So… do they allow conjugal visits?”
• “Your lunch looks like barf.”
• “Maybe the homeless shelter will have wireless internet access…”
• “What does ‘incurable’ really mean anyway?”
• “Nice pic, Muffin Top.”
• “Your blog kinda reminds me of that other writer. Y’know, the UnaBomber.”
• “So, who hasn’t eaten a whole pan of brownies?”
• “How interesting! I’ve never actually heard of somebody falling for one of those Nigerian email scams.”
• “Hi, I’m Dr. Geoff, and I’d like to invite you to be a part of the Wellsphere HealthBlogger Network…”
• “Give up already, Cranky McBlubberpants!”
• “Your father and I are really disappointed in your blog.”
• “Your blog design make my eyes throw up.”
• “Are you sure you weren’t carrying a set of golf clubs when you weighed in?”
• “Try putting ointment on it.”
• “So, what did the Weight Watchers leader do after you slapped that woman?”
• “Wow, that sounds like the binge to end all binges.”
• “Is that really a pic of your spouse? My pregnant sister’s been dating him for six months…”

Actually, let’s be absolutely honest here: any comment is better than no comments at all.