Phrases I've Never Uttered

• “That looks delicious, but no thank you.”
• “Beer? No, I’m cutting back.”
• “No, I wouldn’t care for a taste. I just enjoy watching you eat that sundae.”
• “Can you bring me a half-portion?”
• “Let’s say we not order a pizza.”
• “More bread? I couldn’t.”
• “We’d better not; you know I can’t control myself at Mexican restaurants.”
• “Buffet? Boo!”
• “That’s too high in sodium for me.”
• “That salad could be a meal in itself. As a matter of fact…”
• “No, thanks. I don’t eat at the movies.”
• “More cottage cheese, please.”
• “Nah, that’s not on my diet.”
• “Donut? Uh uh…no way.”
• “Y’know, boiled okra is just as good as fried okra.”
• “I can’t finish this.”
• “Do you have anything besides chips and dip?”
• “That’s a little too rich for me.”
• “Sure, I’d love another rice cake.”
• “No chocolate for me, thanks.”
• “Do you have sugar-free maple syrup?”
• “Mmmmmmm… now that’s good celery!”