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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

More Rejected Weight Loss Blog Names

  • From Flabulous to Fabulous
  • Off With Her Bread!
  • I Pity the Food
  • Ho Down
  • Fulfilling My Density
  • You Can’t Spell “Sass” without “Ass”
  • Fattaboy!
  • The Adventures of Bingey
  • One Bitter, Soul-Crushing Day at a Time
  • Plumpelstiltskin
  • 2 Unfit 2 Quit
  • Love Handles All
  • Me, My Scale & I
  • What’s Eating At Me? This Godd*mned Diet, That’s What!
  • Caboose on the Loose
  • Mission Slimpossible
  • Keep Your Chin Up (Oh, It Is? I Couldn’t Tell)
  • I Can Do It, I Can Do, I Can Really Really Maybe Do It!
  • The Lb.-eration Will Be Bloggerized!
  • Waist Not, Want Lot
  • Just (Over) Do It!
  • Semper Fat
  • Pondering Ponderousness
  • Today’s A New Day (Or Maybe Monday)
If I’ve inadvertently stolen your blog’s name, there’s something wrong with you. Well, both of us, actually.
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46 comments:

  1. starfish264July 14, 2009 at 8:07 AM

    I quite like "One bitter, soul-crushing day at a time" - it's so upbeat :o)

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  2. Diane, Fit to the FinishJuly 14, 2009 at 8:08 AM

    I liked the Mission Slimpossible the best, but they were all funny. I'm glad my blog name wasn't on the list - that would have been embarrassing!

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  3. AnnaJuly 14, 2009 at 8:23 AM

    "Mission Slimpossible"?! *sneaks off and replaces "Breaking Up With Burgers"...*

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  4. Marisa @Loser for LifeJuly 14, 2009 at 8:41 AM

    These cracked me up! thanks for the good laugh this a.m. :)

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  5. InWeighOverMyHeadJuly 14, 2009 at 8:42 AM

    Those are too funny!@ lol

    - Lisa

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  6. Sweet Copper PennyJuly 14, 2009 at 8:56 AM

    Keep your chin up is HYSTERICAL. I LOVE your blog man!

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  7. Fat[free]MeJuly 14, 2009 at 9:00 AM

    I LOLed at One Bitter, Soul Crushing Day at a Time, too - love it! And oh, it should be Keep your ChinS up!

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  8. UnknownJuly 14, 2009 at 9:27 AM

    the adventures of bingey- that could actually be the name of a few bloggers sites that I follow! lol

    I love em all!

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  9. Laura Ward *aka Zaababy*July 14, 2009 at 9:30 AM

    after a quick check yay! my blog name isn't on there! Phew! always a fun read.

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  10. Fat DaddyJuly 14, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    How about?

    Channeling Johnny Cochran:

    If the pants don't fit; you must get fit.

    I hope your day job is as a writer. I don;t know where you get it, but this shit is good.

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  11. hja60ukJuly 14, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    I love it... Mission slimpossible that's me....

    sooooo funny.

    Helen

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  12. LynJuly 14, 2009 at 10:27 AM

    How about, I Sold My Soul to a Twinkie? :)

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  13. Yum YuckyJuly 14, 2009 at 10:43 AM

    The "off with her bread" thing made me hungry. Dude! I'm keepin' the bread!

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  14. GigiJuly 14, 2009 at 10:47 AM

    I hate to admit it but "One bitter, soul-crushing Day at a Time" speaks to me. I think I may be in need of some serious therapy.

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  15. StaceyJuly 14, 2009 at 11:01 AM

    Am I the only one who read "2 Unfit 2 Quit" had visions of XXL size hammer running pants?

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  16. AmyJuly 14, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    I loved the "One Bitter, Soul- Crushing Day at a Time" and "Me, My Scale &I" the best, but it was all very, very funny! As usual. Thanks for the laugh.^_^

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  17. Sean AndersonJuly 14, 2009 at 11:42 AM

    Nice. Very nice.

    By the way, concerning your tweet about the Salmon.
    The Slimfast sauce sucks!

    My best
    Sean

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  18. TammyJuly 14, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    I have to admit, when I read the first one, I thought you might of been picking on me!! lol
    Since I'm only 4 1/2 months into my own escape from hell, the "bitter, soul-crushing" one was my fave....I can totally relate. :)

    Tammy
    http://foodaddict-fromfattofab.blogspot.com/

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  19. TammyJuly 14, 2009 at 11:53 AM

    Correction..... 4 1/2 WEEKS into it, not months....baby steps, Jack, baby steps.

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  20. ~Amie~July 14, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    "Keep your chin up!" LOL!!!!

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  21. MJuly 14, 2009 at 12:29 PM

    Haha I love them all!

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  22. Amanda, another priorfatgirlJuly 14, 2009 at 12:54 PM

    I laughed out loud in my cube at work when I read "Plumpelstiltskin." I chuckled and proceeded to fake cough so people wouldn't know what I was doing. Thanks :)

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  23. 45+ and AspiringJuly 14, 2009 at 1:35 PM

    Didn't you mean Keeping Your Chins Up?

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  24. F. McButter PantsJuly 14, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    I pity the food....I will be saying that the rest of the day in my best Mr T. voice. Might even get me some gold chains....

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  25. antgirlJuly 14, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    Honestly LOL. Love Plumpelstiltskin, One Bitter Soul-Crushing Day at a Time and You Can't Spell Sass without *Ass*.

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  26. VRaz60July 14, 2009 at 5:56 PM

    Well crap, now I want to steal one of the titles and start a new blog. :)

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  27. ....July 14, 2009 at 7:32 PM

    one bitter soul crushing day at a time

    My dh LOVED this one. lol

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  28. Cammy@TippyToeDietJuly 14, 2009 at 7:56 PM

    All great, but I think the last one is my fave!
    Thanks for the giggles.

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  29. theantijaredJuly 14, 2009 at 8:17 PM

    How about "The Anti-Jared"?

    Oh wait.....

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  30. IdaRJuly 14, 2009 at 10:20 PM

    Whew! Mine wasn't on the list. Was sweating for a minute. LOL

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  31. ChristineJuly 14, 2009 at 10:35 PM

    I think "one bitter, soul crushing day at a time" wins hands down, followed closely by "you can't spell sass without ass". laughed out loud. Thank you.

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  32. Anne HJuly 14, 2009 at 10:38 PM

    Jack, I linked to your Beatles song blog with some titles of my own...You are so much 'da man!!

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  33. DianaJuly 15, 2009 at 2:00 AM

    I like some of those. If I knew how to change my dreadfully boring blog name to one of those, I would. Seriously when I started it, I never dreamed anyone would actually read it. Not that many do, but still, couldn't I have come up with something more original? Argh!

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  34. Losing it in VegasJuly 15, 2009 at 2:48 AM

    *whew* Mine wasn't there...

    But I like these well enough to read them :D+

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  35. karenJuly 15, 2009 at 3:17 AM

    I would probably sign up to follow most of those!
    And "Off With Her Bread" sounds like a good gluten-free blog :)

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  36. Violet CreamJuly 15, 2009 at 5:41 AM

    Fattaboy sounds like a blog to put on weight! Please not that one...

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  37. Crabby McSlackerJuly 15, 2009 at 6:11 AM

    I love these! And I bet some of them are actually in use! Or will be soon, because they're actually a lot more clever than many blog names.

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  38. ~closed~July 15, 2009 at 10:53 AM

    Hysterical!
    I always sing Beyonce' as: If-You-Like-It-Then-You Shoulda-Put-a-Rib-on-It.

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  39. wildfluffysheepJuly 15, 2009 at 5:49 PM

    lmao
    i hard time picking a favourite with this lot.

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  40. Robynn's RavingsJuly 15, 2009 at 7:05 PM

    You truly are a creatiave JEEN-YUS! You KNOW I always say so! ROFL

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  41. septembermomJuly 16, 2009 at 1:21 PM

    They are all so funny! I like "I Pity the Food" the best.

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  42. F. BeltMay 31, 2010 at 12:32 PM

    Once you’ve found your workout groove, do your best to stick with it. Exercise no less than three times a week for 40 – 60 minutes each time, but don’t feel the “need” to do it more than five times over a seven day period. Your body will likely appreciate a burn-off in the morning more, but if you need to relieve stress in the evening – don’t be afraid to adjust your workout schedule accordingly. Schedule making and keeping are important for other areas of your life as well.

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  43. P. HentermineJune 14, 2010 at 9:07 AM

    I like some of those. If I knew how to change my dreadfully boring blog name to one of those, I would. Seriously when I started it, I never dreamed anyone would actually read it. Not that many do, but still, couldn't I have come up with something more original? I loved the "One Bitter, Soul- Crushing Day at a Time" and "Me, My Scale &I" the best, but it was all very, very funny! As usual. Thanks for the laugh.

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