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Saturday, July 18, 2009

The Amazing Dieter-Man


Dieter-Man, Dieter-Man
Eats whatever’s on his dieter plan.
Prepares a meal, real low-cal.
He is really losing it, pal.
Cook Out!
Here comes the Dieter-Man.

Is he committed?
It’s no jive.
He's got radioactive drive.
Can he jog on the road?
He’s in super-exercise mode.
Hey, there
There goes the Dieter-Man.

During the course of the day,
He shows grit and determination.
He avoids the buffet.
He can fight off any temptation.

Dieter-Man, Dieter-Man
Hungry neighborhood Dieter-Man.
Cake and pie,
He's ignored.
Losses are his great reward.

He leaves food on his plate, boss.
Whenever there’s a weight loss,
You'll find the Dieter-Man.
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31 comments:

  1. theantijaredJuly 18, 2009 at 7:44 AM

    Don't put the good stuff on Saturdays!!!

    No one reads it, and they should!!

    That is good stuff!!!!

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  2. ShhhhhJuly 18, 2009 at 8:09 AM

    hehehehehehehehehehe

    No words...just laughter...

    hehehehehehehehehehe

    *fart*

    Sorry!

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  3. JessJuly 18, 2009 at 8:12 AM

    Ha! If I was drinking water when I saw that photo you have for this post, there would be coffee all over my computer screen. Awesome!

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  4. wildfluffysheepJuly 18, 2009 at 8:16 AM

    New heights of hilarity! When will the creativity end? never i hope.

    lol @ the pic!

    that tune is in my head now. grrrrr.

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  5. HDJuly 18, 2009 at 8:28 AM

    Oh. My. Hysterical!

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  6. arielcircleofnineJuly 18, 2009 at 8:40 AM

    mmmmmmmmmm cake and pie!!

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  7. Fat[free]MeJuly 18, 2009 at 8:44 AM

    I don't know what's funniest - the post or TjRenee's reply - LOL.

    Slightly traumatized by that pic...

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  8. NewMeJuly 18, 2009 at 8:47 AM

    Love the pic! Now the tune's stuck in my head. Arg.

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  9. RoxieJuly 18, 2009 at 9:03 AM

    I agree with Fat(Free)Me! TjRenee's post is awesome. Hell, it's all awesome.

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  10. HanlieJuly 18, 2009 at 9:12 AM

    I'm trying to get that picture out of my head!

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  11. IdaRJuly 18, 2009 at 9:19 AM

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...............
    song and picture stuck in my brain. THANKS!

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  12. UnknownJuly 18, 2009 at 9:28 AM

    Hah - that picture is awesome!!! So's the song, lol.

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  13. Violet CreamJuly 18, 2009 at 9:38 AM

    Chuckles. Where do you get the energy and the creativity from?

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  14. Fat DaddyJuly 18, 2009 at 9:39 AM

    Oh my God, you are a riot. Unfortunatley you also dated yourself a bit too. Most young-ins can't relate to the song you "sampled". I can though!

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  15. BrightceteraJuly 18, 2009 at 9:53 AM

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  16. UnknownJuly 18, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    Ive seen that pic before- but had no idea you were such a crime fighter! LOL FUNNY, Very FUNNY! :)

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  17. DinaJuly 18, 2009 at 9:58 AM

    ravishing my dear man, ravishing

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  18. DougJuly 18, 2009 at 10:18 AM

    Way harder than being spider man - he had super powers. Dieter man just has hope for a long healthy life. And women.

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  19. The Crazy Woman Inside MeJuly 18, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    LOL! Love it! This is great! :-D

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  20. LissusJuly 18, 2009 at 11:46 AM

    Hungry neighborhood Dieter Man. LOL

    Love IT!!

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  21. Anne HJuly 18, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    What a tangled "web" we weave!
    L-O-V-E it, Jack!

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  22. NicknewfJuly 18, 2009 at 2:04 PM

    Booowha ha hahaha hahahaha

    Prepare to meat the Gobblin'

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  23. Lila LeedsJuly 18, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    That's excellent. Can you sing? You should put out your own CD, I'd buy it.

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  24. screwdestinyJuly 18, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    That picture is hilarious!

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  25. TriciaJuly 18, 2009 at 5:22 PM

    Finally a picture. Lookin' hot, bro.

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  26. ChavonneJuly 18, 2009 at 7:26 PM

    So funny!

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  27. Diane, Fit to the FinishJuly 18, 2009 at 7:37 PM

    I showed this to my boys, and they just were amazed!

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  28. Journo June aka MamaBearJuly 18, 2009 at 9:43 PM

    Oh, crap. You need to warn people before you put that kind of fat porn on your blog.

    I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

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  29. Yum YuckyJuly 18, 2009 at 10:42 PM

    Yeah, man. Everything everybody else just said. LOL

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  30. SheilaghJuly 19, 2009 at 3:47 AM

    Superb, great start to my Sunday..

    Yes, the tune is stuck in my brain too:0(

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  31. Sean AndersonJuly 19, 2009 at 9:38 AM

    Loved it.

    Nice pic. I wonder if the costume shop ever got it to go back to it's regular size.

    My best

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