Chase imaginary ice cream truck down the block- Cut neighbor’s yard (only applies if you live next door to me)
- Grocery cart surfing
- Do your exercise DVD in fast motion
- Dress in camouflage and pretend you’re in Boot Camp
- Go for a walk blindfolded
- See how many times you can spin around during elevator ride
- Give spouse piggy-back ride during mall walk
- Challenge office co-workers into impromptu game of hallway dodgeball
- Ride unicycle to church
- Swim laps wearing a ski coat and galoshes
- In weight room, yammer out loud in crazy Russian accent
- Walk up the “down” escalator at the mall
- Pick a random person at the gym and follow him/her around, impatiently waiting on each piece of equipment he/she uses
- Nude Tae Bo
- Car yoga (just ignore those disturbed looks from other drivers)
- Vacuum the drapes
- Strap sponges to hips and perform hands-free car wash
- Easy way to get heart rate up? Shoplifting
- Blogging while jogging
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Okay, that photo? EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Sheesh, yuck, sputter, gag.
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I do vacuum my drapes on occasion. I have three dogs and two cats.
lol. I love your ideas. And yes, that photo almost made me spit out the pizza roll I had in my mouth. almost.
ReplyDeleteI am going to try nekkid tao bo (to double-speed DVD), while blindfolded and my honey on my back.
ReplyDeleteIf I survive that, I will unicycle to the coven meet wearing a mac and wellies, muttering oaths in Russian, plotting my next shoplifting spree.
That'll be a start anyway!
Nude tae bo? I think I threw up a little.
ReplyDeleteBut the one about following someone around at the gym and waiting for the equipment just sounds like something I'd enjoy doing. :)
Thanks for the spicy tips. Would rigging a "fart machine" on one of the pieces of equipment count as a way to spice up someone else's workout? It would at least be worth a lot of laughs.
OH, that picture reminds me that I saw a 5k coming up where it's all nude! *insert horrible mental picture here*
My favorite is "pick a random person at gym...". That picture? So NOT my favorite. :-)
ReplyDeleteOK, what gym is that in the photo. One I will NEVER go to! :-P Very funny list.
ReplyDeleteIf my choice of imagery has managed to suppress your appetite, then my work here is done for today. ;)
ReplyDeleteLMAO, that was so funny! Thanks for that.
ReplyDeletenude tae bo is my fave! lol I do it all the time. At least when I am finished I dont have to wash my workout clothes! lol
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lmfao@pic...yuck! I liked this one "•Challenge office co-workers into impromptu game of hallway dodgeball"
ReplyDeleteDodgeball always makes me think of the dodgeball scene from Billy Madison."Now youre all in big, big trouble!"
I just noticed your rewards for reaching you mildstones. :-)
ReplyDeleteHAHA Those are some awesome work out ideas. Nude Tae Bo is probably my favorite. "blogging while jogging" is pretty damn great, and sounds like a book, or website, or something, waiting to happen.
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT.
ReplyDeleteI think fat[free]me found a great way to incorporate alot of that shizzle.
very inventive mister...
"See how many times you can spin around during elevator ride."
ReplyDeleteLove it!
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