- Let’s Knit with Jack Sh*t (knitting)
- Jack Sh*t’s Money Pit (financial advice)
- Jack Sh*t, Tool Kit (home repair)
- Jack Sh*t, 7-10 Split (bowling)
- Jack Sh*t’s Sh*t A Brick (brick-sh*tting)
- Jack Sh*t, Judicial Writ (law)
- Jack Sh*t, Base Hit (baseball)
- Jack Sh*t Throws a Fit (politics)
- Jack Sh*t, That Sh*t Don’t Fit (fashion)
- Jack Sh*t, Stay, Sit (dog obedience)
- Jack Sh*t, Rinse, Spit (dentistry)
- Jack Sh*t on his Learner’s Permit (driving)
- Jack Sh*t Banana Split (weight gaining)
Last one might be the only one I’m actually qualified to write.
And i'd probably sign up for all of them :) You never know when you can learn something new!!
ReplyDeleteYou know how to knit? I'm a lefty and have never mastered it maybe you could teach me lol.
ReplyDeleteYou know a while back you blogged that you lost weight in your fingers first? Well, that's because you are always typing such cool sh*t !
ReplyDeleteOMG this was your funniest stuff yet. My husband and I are cackling out loud!
ReplyDeleteI held it together until the last one. Splendid silliness.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to Jack Sh*t and the Bit (horseriding) and Jack Sh*t's Crit (theatre review), I wanna know?
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