We weight-loss warriors know how important it is to consume large quantities of water each day. The problem? It's just so d*mn boring.So here's a list of names to call water in order to add a little zest to your daily drink-'em-ups:
- H2Oh, This Is So Delicious
- Hydration Salvation
- Aqua-nol
- Ocean Potion
- Water You Waiting For?
- Life Elixer
- Mountain Dew-drops
- Allie Allie Aqua Free
- Two Parts Hydrogen, One Part Oxygen, On the Rocks
- Liquid Snowflakes
- Noca-Cola
- Waterade
- Fluid Punch
- 0-Up
- Moot Beer
- Tappé Watté
- TCBW
- Nothing Juice
- Hydrotini
- Dr. Tapper
- Day-Old Ice
- Blankweiser
To make my water less boring, I add tequila or whiskey or rum or vodka or...
ReplyDeleteKind of defeats the purpose, but I stay hydrated dammit!
Thank heavens I drink water anyway as another "diet" guideline would drive me nuts.
ReplyDeleteHmmm ... as for personal favorites, it's a toss up between Mountain Dew-drops and Hydration Salvation. Mmmm ... tasty!
Oh! And in other news, the powers that be in the dieting world now say that the "8 glasses a day or you're a naughty dieter!" thing is a myth. It can't hurt though and reports flip flop about everything so ...
Your mileage may vary.
This is hilarious! I've had to name a bottled water for a client before and I wish I would have had this list!!
ReplyDeleteHaha, sippin' on some ocean potion!
ReplyDeletelol ocean potion
ReplyDeleteHaha I like Ocean Potion!
ReplyDeleteI have to go with Day-Old Ice...or what TJ said!
ReplyDeleteLoving ocean potion.
ReplyDeleteHa! I love the melted snowflakes one, it sounds cute.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, give it a fancy French name and it will sell for heaps and make a huge profit. Unfortunately, it has been done before.
how do you come up with these ideas, i reaallly wanna know - you're hilarious!! thankx!!
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious! I think I'll call mine Diet Mountain Dew-Drops!
ReplyDeleteGreat list.
ReplyDeleteI like to call my tap water "Lake Erie Chowder."