More Fitness Center Conversation Starters

• “Don’t worry–I’m wiping the sweat off the machine with my sweaty towel.”
• “This isn’t really an iPod; it’s a bar of Dial Soap with a shoelace stuck in it.”
• “I like that this treadmill has a TV, but I wish it had a recliner, too.”
• “Are you really not supposed to pee in the shower?”
• “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”
• “How many sit-ups does it take to burn off a chimichanga?”
• “Wow, how’d you get so muscley?”
• “Want to share a set of earphones?”
• “Pardon me if I shout obscenities while I use the rowing machine.”
• “I wish they’d replace these mirrors with those ones from the funhouse.”
• “I think they call it an “elliptical” machine because it makes you feel elliptical all over.”
• “Does this water taste too steroidy?”
• “I thought I hired a personal trainer, but it turns out it was just a homeless guy at the bus station.”
• “I’m Popeye the Sailor Man. Dilly dilly do...Popeye the sailor…what? You never sing along with your mp3 player?”
• “Who wants tickets to the gun show, baby? Oh… I didn’t realize there was an actual gun show in town. No, I don’t really have any tickets. I’m sorry I bothered you.”
• “Mind if I blog about this conversation this afternoon?”