- “Maybe something was wrong with the scale.”
- “All my Nazi buddies loved your last post.”
- “Hey, I decided to Follow you. You drive the white Corolla, right?”
- “It’s an all-you-can-eat buffet, so technically they can’t ask you to leave.”
- “Better luck next week.”
- “Who hasn’t had to dig their ‘fat pants’ back out of the closet?”
- “You do realize this is a weight loss blog, right?”
- “That’s okay, I haven’t been to the gym in a month either.”
- “So which one is the “before” picture and which one is the “after”?
- “I agree. Giving up might be for the best.”
- “Geez, that makes me feel better about my own terrible weekend.”
- “That’s a lot of cookies. You might want to contact the Guiness people.”
- “Wow, your blog is insightful, inspirational and incredibly racist.”
- “So you ate an entire wedding cake…”
- “Your blog reminds me of the one by that Jack Sh*t guy.”
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It should be illegal to make me laugh this much before i go to work!
ReplyDeleteLove your sense of humor!
ReplyDeleteAlso, great loss this week!
I think I would want to see the last one *smile*. I find your posts great.
ReplyDeleteI agree with bbubblyb, the last one is a good one!
ReplyDeleteLOL...you always make me laugh.
Ive had some of those comments left for me before...seriously. lol
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You are so funny! Love your wit :) Digging out those fat pants - hilarious!
ReplyDeleteNote to self: Do not drink liquids while reading Jack's latest post
ReplyDeleteP.S. I actually drive a White Corolla!
spewed again..gotta quit drinking water when reading your blog..drink water after or before never during.
ReplyDeleteLove it.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite: "I agree. Giving up might be for the best.”
ReplyDeleteLMFAO. Youre sofa king funny.
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