Get Ready...

Is It Too Early for This?

What Are You Weighting For?

Time to Get a Grip

Time to Shift Into High Gear (Or at Least A Gear)

When, Dammit, When?

My First Weigh-In

An Invitation Just for You

Wisdom of the Ages

What Goes Up...

Back By No Demand Whatsoever

Girth Just Ain't Any Fun

--> I’m starin’ hard in the refrigerator light.
My wife asks when you gonna get your diet right.
Jackie dear, you’re on an unfortunate run.
And girth just ain’t any fun.
Oh, girth just ain’t any fun.
 
Sorry, I haven't forgotten about this space, but I'm afraid I've forgotten how a scale works. Do you just hold it in your hands? Press it against your forehead? I've tried everything!