tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post6610153756472758397..comments2024-03-28T03:50:46.617-05:00Comments on Welcome to the Mellon Patch: More Really Bad Weight-Loss AdviceCole Walter Mellonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792991151019418800noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-14712851796891874962009-12-31T18:08:19.213-06:002009-12-31T18:08:19.213-06:00Just stumbled across your blog - your sense of hum...Just stumbled across your blog - your sense of humor is fantastic :) keep up the good work - both humor & weight loss :)<br />Oh - and I agree with the shot of Tequila (I think gyms would be MUCH more popular if they offered that at the end of an RPM or Body Pump class....) and tight pants ARE in :) and I plan on wearing mine this year - or at least a very, very small bikini :) thanks for the inspiration! JenLynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10253166947580805743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-43841791562413658852009-12-31T00:03:00.445-06:002009-12-31T00:03:00.445-06:00Of course apples are in apple jacks...maybe I shou...Of course apples are in apple jacks...maybe I should eat that cereal instead of Reeses Puffs, thanks!Sunshine Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17097230085313620837noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-65897724288079774972009-12-30T22:16:56.095-06:002009-12-30T22:16:56.095-06:00Sorry... can't post anything relevant here. To...Sorry... can't post anything relevant here. Too busy trying to calculate and subtract all the high-calorie things that I did <i>not</i> put on my latest dessert :)The Merryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09660495393832517684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-11150251356838894562009-12-30T22:12:28.904-06:002009-12-30T22:12:28.904-06:00Okay, the last one hit too close to home. I think...Okay, the last one hit too close to home. I think I may have kept a stash of goodies by the scale a time or two. :):) Fudge and Diet Coke? How about a Big Mac, Large Fry, and a Diet Coke. Oh yeah. That's more like it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-75601381582633897852009-12-30T22:08:03.689-06:002009-12-30T22:08:03.689-06:00Funny stuff! Interested in reading some serious p...Funny stuff! Interested in reading some serious posts from you Jack. Show us your stuff.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-79967173196215662782009-12-30T21:08:49.132-06:002009-12-30T21:08:49.132-06:00Wait, did you say you were getting serious in 2010...Wait, did you say you were getting serious in 2010.<br /><br />Can I start doing song parodies and comment at the gym. I need to spice up my site!theantijaredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00427483056920162216noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-68451793911375073692009-12-30T21:07:18.965-06:002009-12-30T21:07:18.965-06:00"Drink lots and lots of water, or if you don’..."Drink lots and lots of water, or if you don’t have ready access to water, milkshakes."<br /><br />That really got me. I used to have a friend who had a sister who only drank Coke. Like the regular Coke. Horrible.All Women Stalkerhttp://allwomenstalk.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-11007765825114589922009-12-30T19:38:10.363-06:002009-12-30T19:38:10.363-06:00I only count half the calories in chocolate. I fi...I only count half the calories in chocolate. I figure the caffeine in it burns up the other half.tattytiarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18408220720084181008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-1158870940316143202009-12-30T19:31:50.217-06:002009-12-30T19:31:50.217-06:00Hi Jack. Yes, I always subtract the calories of an...Hi Jack. Yes, I always subtract the calories of any contraband I actually resisted from that which was not resisted. Works out better that way I find. <br /><br />Bearfriend xxFriend of the Bearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01338137165061207438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-54778236281836089022009-12-30T18:00:04.093-06:002009-12-30T18:00:04.093-06:00It doesn’t matter if you do one pushup or one hund...It doesn’t matter if you do one pushup or one hundred, so I always just do one.<br /> <br />Thanks for that one! I'll be sure to pass it on to my trainer tomorrow..I'll tell her it's true, because Jack Sh*t said so! lolJulie Lost and Foundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13802639896769099527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-28743112292650582252009-12-30T17:44:42.428-06:002009-12-30T17:44:42.428-06:00LOL!! Not gonna lie...I could probably get a few o...LOL!! Not gonna lie...I could probably get a few of my buddies to do some of those things with enough alcohol! Stopping by to say hi - from your newest follower!<br /><br />~WMWorking Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02155998078498583440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-3893108533688750082009-12-30T17:40:44.338-06:002009-12-30T17:40:44.338-06:00I KNEW jogging was dangerous......
I think you fo...I KNEW jogging was dangerous......<br /><br />I think you forgot one, "while reading weightloss blogs it's always a good idea to eat corn chips" - and yes, I have done this before :(Lila Leedshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11580943708767670334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-60655111409898466532009-12-30T17:19:24.585-06:002009-12-30T17:19:24.585-06:00Thanks for the soup advice I am most definitely go...Thanks for the soup advice I am most definitely going to try it!The Sweet Tooth Obliteration Operationhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13423474322153355523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-33547057088502583302009-12-30T16:50:06.338-06:002009-12-30T16:50:06.338-06:00Oooo! I win immunity!!Oooo! I win immunity!!antgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15292057889814780426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-51340554760605725472009-12-30T16:47:44.411-06:002009-12-30T16:47:44.411-06:00Snacks by the scales? Now why didn't I think ...Snacks by the scales? Now why didn't I think of that?IdaRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00626278891772044707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-34231142525038209802009-12-30T16:25:35.469-06:002009-12-30T16:25:35.469-06:00My bad advice was always related to fast food. Go ...My bad advice was always related to fast food. Go through one McDonald's and then the next one down the road so as to spread the wealth around.Diane Fit to the Finishhttp://www.fittothefinish.com/blognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-64733429103086837342009-12-30T16:12:16.385-06:002009-12-30T16:12:16.385-06:00Happy New Year Jack!! Thanks for being here!Happy New Year Jack!! Thanks for being here!Katie J ♥https://www.blogger.com/profile/15076043147542620428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-47350104095535277772009-12-30T14:18:33.569-06:002009-12-30T14:18:33.569-06:00I almost bought a Fry Daddy once. Glad I didn'...I almost bought a Fry Daddy once. Glad I didn't. I would have fried anything I could fit in the fry basket. <br /><br />Pleeze, don't get too serious!Sevenbeadshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17408190872701308055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-54516503478326998372009-12-30T13:52:25.646-06:002009-12-30T13:52:25.646-06:00um,, is it wrong that i ate a piece of fudge last ...um,, is it wrong that i ate a piece of fudge last night and.... wait for it....washed it down with my diet coke lmao...<br />what are you doing Jack?...Hiding in my fridge.<br />and hey, I had the calories left...shut up.Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13708815560712267698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-25635880783324132982009-12-30T13:15:45.011-06:002009-12-30T13:15:45.011-06:00Ooh I like the cookie dough one.
Also if you eat...Ooh I like the cookie dough one. <br /><br />Also if you eat anything straight out of the jar/can, it doesn't count at all. But that's a given.Saganhttp://www.livingintherealworld.net/healthy/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-68773906030777745952009-12-30T12:50:48.760-06:002009-12-30T12:50:48.760-06:00Loved those!!!I'll have to remember the Cheeto...Loved those!!!I'll have to remember the Cheetos..lolSarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11975784085879453110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-32366251116398538132009-12-30T12:33:26.502-06:002009-12-30T12:33:26.502-06:00Remember, marshmallows are mostly air and there...Remember, marshmallows are mostly air and there's no calories in air, so eat all you want!SteveQhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16943650844671498074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-24655667834505159242009-12-30T12:16:01.843-06:002009-12-30T12:16:01.843-06:00That is some serious suck-ass advice! Keep it com...That is some serious suck-ass advice! Keep it comin'...LAFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12923312693288043474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-5927342458290463142009-12-30T10:19:57.632-06:002009-12-30T10:19:57.632-06:00"Tight pants are really in this season."..."Tight pants are really in this season." Ugh. . . then I have been "in style" for quite awhile.<br /><br />Ha!<br /><br />Julia<br />jewliagoulia.blogspot.comJuliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16363204852662593336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-16938946884484803722009-12-30T09:59:14.446-06:002009-12-30T09:59:14.446-06:00Funny. I love it. And I agree with everyone--don&#...Funny. I love it. And I agree with everyone--don't get too serious. It wouldn't be the same.kathyj333https://www.blogger.com/profile/15110175842037413974noreply@blogger.com