tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post9209426617493923561..comments2024-03-28T03:50:46.617-05:00Comments on Welcome to the Mellon Patch: Dear JackCole Walter Mellonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792991151019418800noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-13946177846337010242010-08-29T13:06:47.612-05:002010-08-29T13:06:47.612-05:00Ah but you forget you can keep you relationship wi...Ah but you forget you can keep you relationship with Jen for only 12.50 a month. Couldn't find a cheaper girlfriend anywhere. Alas you get what you pay for.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-72098621462973424142010-08-28T18:08:12.794-05:002010-08-28T18:08:12.794-05:00I'm sorry, I'm leaving you to follow daman...I'm sorry, I'm leaving you to follow damanlovett, that sh*ts hilarious. - https://www.blogger.com/profile/13339542306875513451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-18961974552922852162010-08-27T16:06:20.534-05:002010-08-27T16:06:20.534-05:00That was the saddest Dear Jack letter I've eve...That was the saddest Dear Jack letter I've ever read. How will you console yourself?Kendrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00430987437545913160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-41336536146853394902010-08-27T11:53:34.256-05:002010-08-27T11:53:34.256-05:00What a callous bitch :) You were used!
Frame your...What a callous bitch :) You were used!<br /><br />Frame your gadget Jack..and throw darts at it. Your broken heart will soon mend.Fat Grumphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14563154952353175490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-69888864189600156962010-08-27T11:38:43.819-05:002010-08-27T11:38:43.819-05:00It's her loss, Jack!It's her loss, Jack!screwdestinyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00777895976599010393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-79638902209461564952010-08-27T11:00:36.094-05:002010-08-27T11:00:36.094-05:00Dear Jack,
D*mn...I'm feeling even more sligh...Dear Jack,<br /><br />D*mn...I'm feeling even more slighted now...when I heard about your fettish, I went out and bought the expensive hair shine spray and everything...isn't my hair shiny enough? Don't you have enough pretty groupies here that you have to go elsewhere? *hangs head*<br /><br />Glad to have you back! *smiles and tosses shiny hair*<br /> <br />-Bànd, nope make that...<br />-Jàck Gròùpìé<br /><br />PS thanks for the comment...cracked me up...I'll toss him ;-)Lap Band Groupiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14740522137574702726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-32222976166942085892010-08-27T10:15:28.227-05:002010-08-27T10:15:28.227-05:00some people just can't commit Jack.some people just can't commit Jack.Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13708815560712267698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-12635595258348425332010-08-27T10:12:31.820-05:002010-08-27T10:12:31.820-05:00Awww Jack! I'm so sorry for your loss! Damn ...Awww Jack! I'm so sorry for your loss! Damn that guy Jose! (Or whatever his name was)! She will regret this!Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10155443976345011433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-40760272240314819512010-08-27T09:53:32.147-05:002010-08-27T09:53:32.147-05:00Yo Jack! She played you like a fiddle! I bet she ...Yo Jack! She played you like a fiddle! I bet she read the book "The Rules"! She's got you where she wants you . . . she'll hit you up in a couple of months for a new product, and BAM, you'll think you are back in the game again. Seen it a hundred times! <br /><br />Boy meets girl, Boy tries product, Girl pretends to care, Girl really is a 70 year old lady with a wooden leg, Boy cries, Girl passes his account to the Dude in the next cubicle. CLASSIC LOVE STORY!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-86242815746869260822010-08-27T09:45:46.683-05:002010-08-27T09:45:46.683-05:00She doesn't know when she's giving up a go...She doesn't know when she's giving up a good thing! Don't worry you'll always be number one in my virtual books.!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-41111424930939985562010-08-27T09:32:11.239-05:002010-08-27T09:32:11.239-05:00Waaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!Waaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!Ice Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15044595481713357711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-60219431337985836892010-08-27T09:24:27.062-05:002010-08-27T09:24:27.062-05:00I have to ask myself, one: Does DirectLifeCoach Je...I have to ask myself, one: Does DirectLifeCoach Jen think you're funny? I personally think you're hilarious! If I had been her, I would have found a way to extend the time so that I could just enjoy your e-mails longer. Secondly, did she read your e-mails to the entired office? I totally would have! Hilarity like that is too good to keep to one's self!! I'll miss reading your e-mails!Samhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13002949544678789625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-25473402985529585602010-08-27T09:20:10.235-05:002010-08-27T09:20:10.235-05:00Once you go Jack, you never go back :)Once you go Jack, you never go back :)Tinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13857836351568153432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-80644031375433258592010-08-27T09:19:06.632-05:002010-08-27T09:19:06.632-05:00I don't see nothing wrong with this. I always ...I don't see nothing wrong with this. I always end my relationships this way;in a cold and distant manner, and by e-mail.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-47460129016803647532010-08-27T09:01:17.734-05:002010-08-27T09:01:17.734-05:00Oh, I'm so sorry, Jack!! Being dumped is the ...Oh, I'm so sorry, Jack!! Being dumped is the pits. Just don't drown your sorrows in icecream.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-19071490281806642352010-08-27T08:46:53.211-05:002010-08-27T08:46:53.211-05:00She couldn't handle you... she should have thr...She couldn't handle you... she should have thrown in the line "it's not you it's me"Cassiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04448946418480472480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-5707103347102102202010-08-27T08:24:46.793-05:002010-08-27T08:24:46.793-05:00I can't believe she led you on like that! ;)I can't believe she led you on like that! ;)Jokerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10717201488757603812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-47218424167045029402010-08-27T08:01:21.207-05:002010-08-27T08:01:21.207-05:00Ditto that! There's no one else like Jack Sh*t...Ditto that! There's no one else like Jack Sh*t. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-84923443721852093052010-08-27T07:43:32.892-05:002010-08-27T07:43:32.892-05:00Indeed! There is only ONE Jack Sh.t! Direct Life...Indeed! There is only ONE Jack Sh.t! Direct Life Coach Jen is surely scarred for life!Lucashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13128442364616488882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-3573130558965216572010-08-27T07:38:56.010-05:002010-08-27T07:38:56.010-05:00Awwwwwwww I feel sad. I bet Jen will miss you tho...Awwwwwwww I feel sad. I bet Jen will miss you though and you're right there's no one like JackSh*t *smile*.bbubblybhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06423578980112090148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-61004762889920654342010-08-27T07:21:00.399-05:002010-08-27T07:21:00.399-05:00She was never right for you anyway...at least that...She was never right for you anyway...at least that's what you should tell yourself and your wife...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-9797787720867534122010-08-27T06:42:10.122-05:002010-08-27T06:42:10.122-05:00Wow. Jen is the ultimate Ice Queen. It's def...Wow. Jen is the ultimate Ice Queen. It's definitely her, not you. Or is it the other way around? I always get that part confused.Camevilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14446281829643300389noreply@blogger.com