tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post8161812271954124034..comments2024-03-28T10:12:03.078-05:00Comments on Welcome to the Mellon Patch: Features of My New Buggy Bod (Off-Brand Body Bugg)Cole Walter Mellonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792991151019418800noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-84840699708830489092009-06-06T07:12:06.069-05:002009-06-06T07:12:06.069-05:00A wonderful new electronic ankle bracelet for the ...A wonderful new electronic ankle bracelet for the arm...I meant that in a good way!Anne Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10435482289459434828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-83411764590608104282009-06-06T05:05:33.430-05:002009-06-06T05:05:33.430-05:00Hey, sign me up for the one with the wobbly butt i...Hey, sign me up for the one with the wobbly butt invisibility shield!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-61247637627820550412009-06-06T04:50:49.069-05:002009-06-06T04:50:49.069-05:00Nice to hear from your serious side! Now, what the...Nice to hear from your serious side! Now, what the hell is that hi-tech contraption thingy? <br /><br />Keep up the Awesomeness! <br /><br />x TTamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04922713936148073799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-31616022688445839222009-06-05T23:36:30.926-05:002009-06-05T23:36:30.926-05:00Thanks ladies now I have the negative tan to look ...Thanks ladies now I have the negative tan to look forward to. Yeah!<br /><br />Jack you need to write a book man! You are one of the funniest quick witted people I have ever met!Katie J ♥https://www.blogger.com/profile/15076043147542620428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-4944514372649755492009-06-05T23:20:00.547-05:002009-06-05T23:20:00.547-05:00Hillarious!!!! I bout fell out of my chair!!!!Hillarious!!!! I bout fell out of my chair!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-505948085228969262009-06-05T22:42:35.199-05:002009-06-05T22:42:35.199-05:00You are flippin' hysterical. I love, "Em...You are flippin' hysterical. I love, "Emits ear-piercing scream whenever you stop walking". How 'bout adding a long straw that taps into a few shots of tequila or a sensor that diffuses pheromones when hot men jog by. The single ladies out there might like that.~closed~https://www.blogger.com/profile/07004956732951108828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-12648922766949487402009-06-05T22:07:14.381-05:002009-06-05T22:07:14.381-05:00OH, I must have blinked. Those are fantastic. My...OH, I must have blinked. Those are fantastic. My wish has been granted. :)<br /><br />Now on to the fortune cookies. <br /><br />Oh and I also can vouch for the SPF protection. I love my white negative tattoo around my arm. I think the next time someone asks me what it is I'll just tell them it's a bomb.Kelly the Happy Texanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05141980277979631252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-16032005603949431382009-06-05T21:51:28.008-05:002009-06-05T21:51:28.008-05:00Wow-sounds like a Microsoft product....Wow-sounds like a Microsoft product....Valerie Robersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16400026383513835586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-12433432911663267412009-06-05T21:43:12.447-05:002009-06-05T21:43:12.447-05:00You must have blinked, Kelly: http://jackfit.blogs...You must have blinked, Kelly: http://jackfit.blogspot.com/2009/05/confusht-say.htmlCole Walter Mellonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14792991151019418800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-11441852355645516332009-06-05T20:49:03.833-05:002009-06-05T20:49:03.833-05:00I like the mace idea - so tired of people asking m...I like the mace idea - so tired of people asking me what it is, then seeing their eyes glaze over when I start to explain. I should come up with something silly like "it's a total body MP3 player" or some such nonsense.Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05890227462052573887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-90324110609566872382009-06-05T20:44:38.196-05:002009-06-05T20:44:38.196-05:00I have a body bugg, and I must verify that it does...I have a body bugg, and I must verify that it does provide spf protection on the part of your arm that you wear it on. I have a sexy stripe of white just below where my farmer's tan ends... <br /><br />I agree with weight loss fortune cookie fails... that made me laugh to even think about it.Daniellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18301516032763531624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-21240321891631852122009-06-05T20:27:59.918-05:002009-06-05T20:27:59.918-05:00That is SO funny. :D
May I make a request? How a...That is SO funny. :D<br /><br />May I make a request? How about a list of Confucious sayings about weight loss? Or weight loss fortune cookie failures?Kelly the Happy Texanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05141980277979631252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-4182692134803983322009-06-05T18:06:45.550-05:002009-06-05T18:06:45.550-05:00PEZ!!!! Oh my god, I soooo need this!
~ Wendy
wen...PEZ!!!! Oh my god, I soooo need this!<br /><br />~ Wendy<br />wendyweightlossjournal.blogspot.comWinderdoodlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17274690368350697739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-1067253381450570712009-06-05T16:58:11.528-05:002009-06-05T16:58:11.528-05:00I want the MK2 version that has the special incorp...I want the MK2 version that has the special incorporated chasing-dog deterrant and the wobbly-butt invisibility shield.Fat[free]Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09657562694069139967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-38361120629586405192009-06-05T16:39:15.951-05:002009-06-05T16:39:15.951-05:00You must make a living writing! You are so clever!...You must make a living writing! You are so clever! BTW, where I can get my own Buggy Bod?!!Shrink to Fithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16451314251973264944noreply@blogger.com