tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post7643438153034517178..comments2024-03-28T10:12:03.078-05:00Comments on Welcome to the Mellon Patch: More Weight Loss Nursery RhymesCole Walter Mellonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792991151019418800noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-70857524715215765742011-08-19T15:33:12.405-05:002011-08-19T15:33:12.405-05:00Hey Jack
Good ones. Just to prove that great min...Hey Jack<br /><br />Good ones. Just to prove that great minds think alike, I've been doing some fractured tales on my blog. Already posted is The Whizzer of Oz, and Goldilocks. The next one - ready to go, is "Mary Had a Little Flab". Here's the preview:<br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /><br />Mary had a little flab<br />That jiggled all around<br />And everywhere that Mary went<br />Her little flab was found<br /><br />It went with her to work each day<br />And though it tried to hide<br />When Mary sat upon her chair<br />Her flab hung down each side.<br /><br />Don't be a chubby Mary<br />Leave the muffins on the plate<br />Get yourself some greens instead<br />And shake off all that weightOver 40? - So What!https://www.blogger.com/profile/04249757927002116896noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-15874360693548431812009-08-08T17:59:02.342-05:002009-08-08T17:59:02.342-05:00I can always count on you for a laugh!I can always count on you for a laugh!InWeighOverMyHeadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01032540746184680521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-71894288722348749012009-08-08T12:45:07.649-05:002009-08-08T12:45:07.649-05:00Jack Jacob Jingleblogger Sh*t is by far the best.....Jack Jacob Jingleblogger Sh*t is by far the best..<br /><br />3 blimp mice a near second.<br /><br />Jack, you slay me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-3296637264255339682009-08-08T02:27:36.191-05:002009-08-08T02:27:36.191-05:00you.are.killing.me.one.hilarious.post.at.a.time!
...you.are.killing.me.one.hilarious.post.at.a.time!<br /><br />and sneaking in there first with your witty comments too.<br /><br />*shakes fist*wildfluffysheephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455412514350334005noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-70993518005013285582009-08-07T22:05:28.928-05:002009-08-07T22:05:28.928-05:00Fabulous! Loved 'em...Fabulous! Loved 'em...Rachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11892846896673136969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-21237151669470044832009-08-07T21:39:40.308-05:002009-08-07T21:39:40.308-05:00Hilarious!Hilarious!Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01523663575765213288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-21978055505348398652009-08-07T21:29:28.336-05:002009-08-07T21:29:28.336-05:00You are consistently funny! Can I bottle up your ...You are consistently funny! Can I bottle up your humor and save it for one of my not so giggly days?septembermomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01570525910483384484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-43916111582324061612009-08-07T21:20:02.285-05:002009-08-07T21:20:02.285-05:00Awesome poems! I'll have to save 'em for m...Awesome poems! I'll have to save 'em for my kids!Beth @ Kitchen Minionshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01016766408943064599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-81650903954898731862009-08-07T20:47:32.255-05:002009-08-07T20:47:32.255-05:00Lmao!
You sir, are a truly talented individual! ...Lmao! <br /><br />You sir, are a truly talented individual! :)Chubby Stubby Kayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00194593981130458730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-90302791258759135452009-08-07T20:21:19.659-05:002009-08-07T20:21:19.659-05:00Your blog cracks me the hell up! That is all.
H...Your blog cracks me the hell up! That is all. <br /><br /><br />HopeHope's Journey to Healthyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08724706622127408659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-83552889621300622442009-08-07T17:58:07.927-05:002009-08-07T17:58:07.927-05:00Too friggin funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to say that...Too friggin funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to say that Little Miss Tooter sounds like someone very near & dear to me who eats so very healthy with lots of veggies & fiber & such has an "air" about her that is so, well shall we say, profound. Hey, are you looking at me.. how dare you! :-)Jody - Fit at 51http://www.truth2beingfit.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-76749746640065072712009-08-07T17:40:23.389-05:002009-08-07T17:40:23.389-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Brightceterahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04315996303259692721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-9076024103582386722009-08-07T17:02:13.576-05:002009-08-07T17:02:13.576-05:00Ha! I actually laughed out loud at a few of those...Ha! I actually laughed out loud at a few of those. Well done as usual, Jack. :)Hadleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11573969739642304799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-62012687893853351042009-08-07T16:48:38.031-05:002009-08-07T16:48:38.031-05:00I'm loving those Blimp Mice. Did they eat the ...I'm loving those Blimp Mice. Did they eat the cow? LOLantgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15292057889814780426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-674172096821057672009-08-07T16:47:16.257-05:002009-08-07T16:47:16.257-05:00LOL how you keep this stuff up is beyond me, but p...LOL how you keep this stuff up is beyond me, but please don't ever stop :DLosing it in Vegashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01517809338954536127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-75511091759476220812009-08-07T15:49:49.680-05:002009-08-07T15:49:49.680-05:00Always so clever! I like "Mary Had a Little ...Always so clever! I like "Mary Had a Little Limb" best. :-D<br /><br />By the way, thanks for following my blog.screwdestinyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00777895976599010393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-67003972581310406872009-08-07T15:19:32.366-05:002009-08-07T15:19:32.366-05:00youre the best, can always count on you for a gigg...youre the best, can always count on you for a giggle!! I loved Old King Carb!arielcircleofninehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11273972031512498463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-20542374192488909222009-08-07T13:09:34.984-05:002009-08-07T13:09:34.984-05:00Nice work my friend. I have a feeling you don'...Nice work my friend. I have a feeling you don't consider it work. You're a natural.<br /><br />My best always<br />SeanSean Andersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07973189725254566966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-79120076159099700682009-08-07T13:07:44.301-05:002009-08-07T13:07:44.301-05:00Seriously, when you become a famous published auth...Seriously, when you become a famous published author - or some "suit" from a studio decides to make a movie based on your blog - please remember all the little people!<br /><br />Great post!"4 oz"https://www.blogger.com/profile/12271907370542978790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-87650486150495679922009-08-07T12:06:53.484-05:002009-08-07T12:06:53.484-05:00Simply wonderful, as always. Thanks for the laugh...Simply wonderful, as always. Thanks for the laugh today!!VRaz60https://www.blogger.com/profile/02458018758313863664noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-81168030542275201792009-08-07T11:48:05.925-05:002009-08-07T11:48:05.925-05:00Impressive that you found a good way to rhyme '...Impressive that you found a good way to rhyme 'cholesterol'. ;)<br /><br />Thanks for the laugh!....https://www.blogger.com/profile/13959807329855529294noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-27460221218267563222009-08-07T11:24:48.276-05:002009-08-07T11:24:48.276-05:00The nursery rhymes are absolutely the best!The nursery rhymes are absolutely the best!PatriciaWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04572087157439187319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-52581179445543497802009-08-07T11:21:41.933-05:002009-08-07T11:21:41.933-05:00We are always shamelessly pawning off of you Jack!...We are always shamelessly pawning off of you Jack!! We SO love your site! Couldn't make through the day without a Sh*tism!!! <br />Keep up the awesomeness!! You ROCK my friend!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-3157966684540171562009-08-07T10:45:30.339-05:002009-08-07T10:45:30.339-05:00Your creativity is endless! I am jealous.Your creativity is endless! I am jealous.Fat Daddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13267758152539859094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-34335380245788929722009-08-07T10:31:44.207-05:002009-08-07T10:31:44.207-05:00Love Star Light Star Bright, just thougt it needed...Love Star Light Star Bright, just thougt it needed a kitteh's touch ;) Check it out @ 2wwkittehs.blogspot.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com