tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post6376317329608835279..comments2024-03-28T03:50:46.617-05:00Comments on Welcome to the Mellon Patch: What My Scale Might Say If It Could TalkCole Walter Mellonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792991151019418800noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-60420955289121954642020-03-24T06:07:24.405-05:002020-03-24T06:07:24.405-05:00If ypu guys really want to lose wieght click this ...If ypu guys really want to lose wieght click this link and get some weight loss supplements i lost 50 pounds on these bad boys https://bit.ly/3ds8KKkAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01587022712598288396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-74677486714804734202019-08-14T03:41:54.160-05:002019-08-14T03:41:54.160-05:00wow what a funny article. I'm glad I found th...wow what a funny article. I'm glad I found this. Most of us struggle to lose weight and more importantly to keep it off. It took me years to figure it out but I needed help.<br />https://bit.ly/2OW57UPJohn Shttps://bit.ly/2OW57UPnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-55613968617966927862014-05-01T08:30:53.004-05:002014-05-01T08:30:53.004-05:00I really like what you guys tend to be up too. Thi...I really like what you guys tend to be up too. This <br />sort of clever work and coverage! Keep up the amazing works <br />guys I've included you guys to blogroll.<br /><br />Review my page ... <a href="http://bit.ly/1h3oMpA" rel="nofollow">Microwave Reviews</a>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-14668171441444629342011-11-22T18:45:10.433-06:002011-11-22T18:45:10.433-06:00Another post that made me smile. And to those who ...Another post that made me smile. And to those who have talking scales 'rather you than me'...Tamakikathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15224862682852595634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-46586463371809907882011-10-03T12:12:18.347-05:002011-10-03T12:12:18.347-05:00“On the moon, you’d only weigh 43 pounds.” Absolut...“On the moon, you’d only weigh 43 pounds.” Absolutely hilarious! Wouldn't it be great to have a scale that converted your weight to "moon weight"? God, I would so buy that! <br /><br />I just discovered your blog and was instantly hooked. I spent a good hour last night, reading past posts and telling my kids to leave me alone, I was having some quality time with my new friend Jack! Lol! <br /><br />Seriously, thank you for writing this blog. I have over 100 pounds to lose and just knowing I'm not alone makes all the difference in the world. I looked through all the W.I.D.T.H pictures and tears streamed down my face. I know the pain of being fat and I understood each one of those reasons for wanting to make a change. <br /><br />Thanks for the inspiration Jack!Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04188209471409543886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-71926758904504963892010-01-22T23:12:12.502-06:002010-01-22T23:12:12.502-06:00OMG! I loved this post! I have a scale that is on ...OMG! I loved this post! I have a scale that is on 24/7 PMS mode...i can't make her happy at all!! Been reading your Blog most of this evening...so glad i found it. Started 2010 with a goal to not only loose the extra 20lbs i gained in 2009, but to also record training for a 1/2 marathon with my hubby and good friend. We all need the exercise and lifestyle change and all 3 of us have experienced many of the topics you've blogged about. Thank you for being so candid and honest about your journey ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-55258293086704619272009-09-25T02:12:04.822-05:002009-09-25T02:12:04.822-05:00“For God’s sake–will you please put on some underw...“For God’s sake–will you please put on some underwear?”<br /><br />hahahahaha. <br /><br />I almost spit water all over my keyboard. :PLissushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02984870972449032979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-15498550227037288752009-05-20T01:04:32.044-05:002009-05-20T01:04:32.044-05:00Another great post. Good News, You're still beatin...Another great post. Good News, You're still beating anorexia. That made me laugh out loud. Just awesome.Seanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01385423464180852364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-27519171341888097422009-05-19T21:23:03.125-05:002009-05-19T21:23:03.125-05:00Your risk of blowing away is very low.
Good morni...Your risk of blowing away is very low.<br /><br />Good morning William Perry.<br /><br />Who's the heaviest of them all?45+ and Aspiringhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886923088331107825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-85967643556629153422009-05-19T19:16:12.726-05:002009-05-19T19:16:12.726-05:00LOL @ KELLY- I hate that little OH from my Wii Fi...LOL @ KELLY- I hate that little OH from my Wii Fit! lol<br /><br />Great post....you've got such an imagination! lolAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07009516137159510425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-54563278664446953722009-05-19T14:41:00.000-05:002009-05-19T14:41:00.000-05:00"Maybe you’re just retaining fat.”
Sheesh, you al..."Maybe you’re just retaining fat.”<br /><br />Sheesh, you always make me laugh. Always. How many calories does laughing burn?johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13033212669785433659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-23085686413515201362009-05-19T14:28:00.000-05:002009-05-19T14:28:00.000-05:00Love it. The little scale for my wii fit says "OH...Love it. The little scale for my wii fit says "OH!" when I step on it. b*tch. Hate that freakin scale. At least mine hasn't asked me to upgrade to the truck weighing scales.Kelly the Happy Texanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05141980277979631252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-25716778193043517372009-05-19T14:06:00.000-05:002009-05-19T14:06:00.000-05:00Grrrrrrrr... not fair when comments are funnier th...Grrrrrrrr... not fair when comments are funnier than the post. <br /><br />Whenever I got nothing better to say, I seem to fart out another stupid list. Obviously, I seldom have anything better to say. ;)Cole Walter Mellonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14792991151019418800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-82678270985887118712009-05-19T13:32:00.000-05:002009-05-19T13:32:00.000-05:00“I’ve got an idea: today I’ll stand on you and cal...“I’ve got an idea: today I’ll stand on you and call you a f*ckin’ b*tch.”<br /><br />I think I love you.Dani @ PFLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06119497328184770870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-55137741093483291972009-05-19T12:44:00.000-05:002009-05-19T12:44:00.000-05:00please put the other foot down.
please put the w...please put the other foot down. <br /><br />please put the whole foot on the scale<br /><br />put the potato chips down.<br /><br />this is not a misprintAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-79004359569485134502009-05-19T11:54:00.000-05:002009-05-19T11:54:00.000-05:00Yes, Jack you are the lists man lol. But funny as...Yes, Jack you are the lists man lol. But funny as hell *smile*. Wish mine would say "get over it woman, it's just a number" lol.bbubblybhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06423578980112090148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-86345640082025646872009-05-19T11:51:00.000-05:002009-05-19T11:51:00.000-05:00Mine always tell me "one at a time, please"!Mine always tell me "one at a time, please"!Fat[free]Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09657562694069139967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-10395986833067137532009-05-19T11:25:00.000-05:002009-05-19T11:25:00.000-05:00You could have a book..."Jack Sh*t's Book of Lists...You could have a book..."Jack Sh*t's Book of Lists about Getting Fit" <br />or "Jack Shit, Getting Fit Lists" hmmm...not working...you are the creative one. Come up with your own title. ;-)Pattyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16615291830525865931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-15916621215261321082009-05-19T10:39:00.000-05:002009-05-19T10:39:00.000-05:00Jack -- your toenails look great. You da man!Jack -- your toenails look great. You da man!Anne Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10435482289459434828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-48406648652772780832009-05-19T10:09:00.000-05:002009-05-19T10:09:00.000-05:00I think maybe I'd be a lot more consistent with my...I think maybe I'd be a lot more consistent with my loss if they yelled at me because then I'd get embarrassed :o) As it is, if I have a gain it's my dirty little secret and no-one else need know - mwah ha ha ha haaaa.<br /><br />Oh right - except I blog and put it up on the internet for all and sundry to see. Idiot.starfish264https://www.blogger.com/profile/14024515361050828981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-26576723830853992752009-05-19T09:55:00.000-05:002009-05-19T09:55:00.000-05:00Mine DOES talk to me...it's a Mary Lou's Weigh Pla...Mine DOES talk to me...it's a Mary Lou's Weigh Platform. She tells me that I'm doing a good job, or to eat more fruit, or go for a walk. In a nice upbeat voice, of course. Some days I just want her to shut the heck up, though!Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05890227462052573887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-49207653930030967022009-05-19T09:39:00.000-05:002009-05-19T09:39:00.000-05:00Mine might say, o.k your starting to hurt me now :...Mine might say, o.k your starting to hurt me now :)WWSuzihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14200582568720343436noreply@blogger.com