tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post5726356313458992051..comments2024-03-29T06:58:02.299-05:00Comments on Welcome to the Mellon Patch: How to Kill a CravingCole Walter Mellonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792991151019418800noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-68080956930911087232011-01-26T22:06:32.619-06:002011-01-26T22:06:32.619-06:00Haha! Great post, I laughed heartily. I always fin...Haha! Great post, I laughed heartily. I always find those type of posts silly too.Elliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00214577431835949527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-982799909472768382011-01-26T16:50:06.005-06:002011-01-26T16:50:06.005-06:00I love it! Your posts always make me smile :)I love it! Your posts always make me smile :)Tracy Simmonshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12371343680277875305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-9000191862545007892011-01-26T15:27:47.127-06:002011-01-26T15:27:47.127-06:00Spray a can of Raid® Ant & Roach Killer all ov...Spray a can of Raid® Ant & Roach Killer all over that batch of delicious cupcakes--what a visual, well, and smel-ual--I hate the smell of pesticides, and love cupcakes--I think you have found an effective way of canceling them out!arielcircleofninehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11273972031512498463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-14828676402868777082011-01-26T14:34:41.722-06:002011-01-26T14:34:41.722-06:00I totally ate a yak for lunch. Mission accomplishe...I totally ate a yak for lunch. Mission accomplished.Jokerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10717201488757603812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-4592866514891943302011-01-26T14:14:56.229-06:002011-01-26T14:14:56.229-06:00Too funny. I'll have to try the Raid on the c...Too funny. I'll have to try the Raid on the cupcakes. Dunno whether I should tell my wife - before or after she eats them :) Cheers, RickTMLfans.cahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07914848969799388118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-51929953799321664702011-01-26T13:11:04.581-06:002011-01-26T13:11:04.581-06:00So for... Recognize “trigger” foods and shoot anyo...So for... Recognize “trigger” foods and shoot anyone who brings them into your home with a “gun”.<br /><br />If not a gun, what would you shoot them with? AH, a tazer, make them beg, "Don't Taze Me Bro!" and then taze them anyhow.Patrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11534171345610201608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-75845233077239473422011-01-26T12:27:18.611-06:002011-01-26T12:27:18.611-06:00This made me laugh, and I need it. I ate four larg...This made me laugh, and I need it. I ate four large sticks of celery last night I was so hungry. I hate celery.Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13708815560712267698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-65505773168857851952011-01-26T11:57:44.704-06:002011-01-26T11:57:44.704-06:00I'll be back, I suddenly got a craving for JAC...I'll be back, I suddenly got a craving for JACK SH*T!!!!!!!!!! LOL<br />Love this post, I was laughing my fool head off! <br />Great blog by the way! I'm now a new follower!<br /><br />Roxie-GirlRoxie Morrow https://www.blogger.com/profile/02993807555666109149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-29775972841781879662011-01-26T11:49:54.654-06:002011-01-26T11:49:54.654-06:00I have done every single on of these. I keep raid ...I have done every single on of these. I keep raid in my purse and spray it on everything I should not eat. Or at least I did before the lawsuit...I didn't that homeless guy would eat my trash!! sheesh.Dani- danielleislosingithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17328045955399409686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-6448214144175982612011-01-26T11:35:57.404-06:002011-01-26T11:35:57.404-06:00Last night I walked by cakes at the grocery store ...Last night I walked by cakes at the grocery store 5 times. But I resisted temptation. So, when is my grand showing up?The Incredible Shrinking Womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06202138398077072616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-39168926097831218212011-01-26T10:47:32.177-06:002011-01-26T10:47:32.177-06:00Fourth down had me cracking up! This totally remin...Fourth down had me cracking up! This totally reminds me of a video series I watch, or at least the latest one: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1945787Untypically Jiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18330167453568204410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-49635729156522865752011-01-26T09:10:02.749-06:002011-01-26T09:10:02.749-06:00Ahhhhh! Poison cupcakes. Guess I should put a Mr...Ahhhhh! Poison cupcakes. Guess I should put a Mr Yuck sticker on them so the kids don't eat them.Kelly the Happy Texanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05141980277979631252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-80697832826803872932011-01-26T09:04:23.299-06:002011-01-26T09:04:23.299-06:00Love the trigger foods solution! Thx for the laug...Love the trigger foods solution! Thx for the laugh.Heatherhttp://fatosity.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-73125393467866834462011-01-26T08:19:51.157-06:002011-01-26T08:19:51.157-06:00LOL! Raid on the cupcakes!! I usually just toss ...LOL! Raid on the cupcakes!! I usually just toss them in the compost when the Teens aren't looking...and then blame it on Dad or the dog.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-40594885506409997432011-01-26T08:18:07.146-06:002011-01-26T08:18:07.146-06:00"Replace sweets and sugar with fruit, and the..."Replace sweets and sugar with fruit, and then replace the fruit with imaginary fruit."<br /><br />Made my morning! haha thanks!Molly Mariehttp://www.mollymariegetshealthy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-29592391505209813372011-01-26T06:47:51.472-06:002011-01-26T06:47:51.472-06:00Now this could stop a craving "Reward yoursel...Now this could stop a craving "Reward yourself every time you say “no” to your cravings by giving yourself $1,000."<br /><br />so yea you should probably send me at least $50,000 just to start off so that I can take care of those pesky cravings ...dont worry you can send more laterMistyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01194319546293927887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-54593602285669341522011-01-26T06:47:23.463-06:002011-01-26T06:47:23.463-06:00Roach spray on cupcakes! That works... recently, ...Roach spray on cupcakes! That works... recently, I've employed vinegar and pepper into the peanut butter. Can't stay out of the peanut butter!Michele @ Healthy Cultivationshttp://www.healthycultivations.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-2674228196545225582011-01-26T06:44:51.705-06:002011-01-26T06:44:51.705-06:00LOL...Love it! My favorite, the trigger food one!LOL...Love it! My favorite, the trigger food one!Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05273396670553902739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-89889447926531886362011-01-26T06:40:09.454-06:002011-01-26T06:40:09.454-06:00I've tried alot of these -
but what about com...I've tried alot of these - <br />but what about combining them and doing them all at once?<br />Clucking like a chicken with a can of Raid!Anne Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10435482289459434828noreply@blogger.com