tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post5614942469909132011..comments2024-03-29T04:17:50.772-05:00Comments on Welcome to the Mellon Patch: Advice for New DietersCole Walter Mellonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792991151019418800noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-69859687734129009492010-05-02T00:12:38.619-05:002010-05-02T00:12:38.619-05:00i'm a newbie! haha.
its the first time that i...i'm a newbie! haha. <br />its the first time that i'm reading your blog and i love it already! <br />thanks alot! ^^Shinhttp://www.wretch.cc/blog/imehhnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-13913081599923416592010-04-08T20:49:06.613-05:002010-04-08T20:49:06.613-05:00The more I read, the more I laugh. The more I laug...The more I read, the more I laugh. The more I laugh, the more my husband stares, the more he stares the harder I laugh, The harder I laugh the more he thinks I am losing my not so firm grip.Trishahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16230245270912579558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-38999727007822593152010-04-07T00:12:07.686-05:002010-04-07T00:12:07.686-05:00I'm pretty sure if it is healthy for you, that...I'm pretty sure if it is healthy for you, that means you can eat more of it...Paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03655496656655428284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-8619914866122168742010-04-06T13:31:18.303-05:002010-04-06T13:31:18.303-05:00I am a newbie, and this post gave me a hearty chuc...I am a newbie, and this post gave me a hearty chuckle. Thanks! :)Auntie Emhttp://accountabilitypartnerswanted.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-3636261056805647232010-04-06T02:06:25.089-05:002010-04-06T02:06:25.089-05:00Yeah, if I'm craving chocolate I'll just s...Yeah, if I'm craving chocolate I'll just suck on it for three seconds and then spit it out. <br /><br />(Not really, but two points if anyone gets that reference!)screwdestinyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00777895976599010393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-67141443983668326022010-04-05T21:17:51.970-05:002010-04-05T21:17:51.970-05:00Great post Jack!Great post Jack!Sibhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04069079424000309830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-86903725443353048982010-04-05T20:40:53.346-05:002010-04-05T20:40:53.346-05:00Thanks for another great post Jack!Thanks for another great post Jack!WTFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06236673338820679509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-91444721094998648682010-04-05T20:05:35.550-05:002010-04-05T20:05:35.550-05:00Eating apples is a healthy choice. Eating ten of t...Eating apples is a healthy choice. Eating ten of them on one sitting is about eight apples too many.<br /><br />I may or may not speak from experience.Saganhttp://www.livingintherealworld.net/healthy/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-41271085680435387322010-04-05T19:45:03.489-05:002010-04-05T19:45:03.489-05:00i am slowly understanding that writing down bad fo...i am slowly understanding that writing down bad food doesnt make it go awayRachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06381222919986025142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-34782202439275391842010-04-05T18:58:08.571-05:002010-04-05T18:58:08.571-05:00You forgot the all-important rule of dieting: If y...You forgot the all-important rule of dieting: If you put hot sauce on it, it doesn't have calories. Or maybe that's just true in the south...Leaving Fatvillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16912686536459238001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-8075835050221358562010-04-05T18:57:04.153-05:002010-04-05T18:57:04.153-05:00So...if I follow this regimen I will only be 1/2 a...So...if I follow this regimen I will only be 1/2 as constipated as usual. Also, I tried to drink half and aquarium but the hedgehog went down with it and was afraid of the fish. <br /><br />The fruit roll-ups came back to bark but the hedgehog did not. They came back because my stomach remembered it only has a 1-2 quart capacity. <br /><br />I'm thinking the fish and hedgehog chasing will help with my first problem. But I have to admit...I'm skeered.JourneyBeyondSurvivalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03701594704460907630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-23384072013197520222010-04-05T18:51:46.542-05:002010-04-05T18:51:46.542-05:00I was kinda grumpy because I'd had a bad week,...I was kinda grumpy because I'd had a bad week, and then I read this post, which really made me laugh. Especially the thing about the hedgehog. . . and the aquarium! LolNathaliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16348845201586067026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-75292755153872836182010-04-05T18:30:05.545-05:002010-04-05T18:30:05.545-05:00lol :)lol :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07009516137159510425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-8345855684739318582010-04-05T18:08:20.759-05:002010-04-05T18:08:20.759-05:00lol! Half the aquarium indeed!lol! Half the aquarium indeed!Sammyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12918318245342234684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-36046008662221751282010-04-05T17:33:55.757-05:002010-04-05T17:33:55.757-05:00On a serious note, if there are any newbies out th...On a serious note, if there are any newbies out there you will really find a lot to smile about if you stick with it...<br /><br />I've had some hard days but mostly I'm smilin!<br /><br />Thanks Jack for the giggles!Tarahttp://263andcounting.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-9900846494302432692010-04-05T16:03:45.863-05:002010-04-05T16:03:45.863-05:00Thanks for your recent post on high fructose &...Thanks for your recent post on high fructose & diet ice cream. Because of it, I finally chucked the Skinny Cow. I be all organic now. :DM Paxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14096697282530998519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-59599271600057740922010-04-05T15:10:29.422-05:002010-04-05T15:10:29.422-05:00You always make me laugh!You always make me laugh!Tami@NutmegNotebookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03734911958992997465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-56726274987128384112010-04-05T14:52:44.367-05:002010-04-05T14:52:44.367-05:00I LOL'd for realsies. Thanks Jack.I LOL'd for realsies. Thanks Jack.OldGoogleAccounthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17751024115173996573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-29805776612183587192010-04-05T14:25:57.811-05:002010-04-05T14:25:57.811-05:00I hope nobody follows this advice! :-) Well, that ...I hope nobody follows this advice! :-) Well, that Barbie plate one might work! :-)Jody - Fit at 52http://www.truth2beingfit.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-79010061894280739892010-04-05T14:04:23.968-05:002010-04-05T14:04:23.968-05:00I try to drink a WHOLE aquarium, jeez jack....way ...I try to drink a WHOLE aquarium, jeez jack....way to throw the newbies off, if they don't get enough water how will they ever nearly pee their pants on long walks? They won't, that's how.Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13708815560712267698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-70740319441479315542010-04-05T12:42:21.058-05:002010-04-05T12:42:21.058-05:00Okay, the hedgehog made me laugh pretty hard! Cut...Okay, the hedgehog made me laugh pretty hard! Cute!266https://www.blogger.com/profile/16170707764904423302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-70258063239689419192010-04-05T12:36:30.051-05:002010-04-05T12:36:30.051-05:00Lol love it!Lol love it!carolannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-48715858368644127882010-04-05T12:18:52.321-05:002010-04-05T12:18:52.321-05:00i'm so glad that spring break is over and that...i'm so glad that spring break is over and that my kids are back at school. i really needed those laughs to get my week started off right, thanks!love2eatinpahttp://www.confessionsofacompulsiveeater.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-71714950459485530442010-04-05T12:06:23.216-05:002010-04-05T12:06:23.216-05:00ah ha! I think by switching browsers i finally fou...ah ha! I think by switching browsers i finally found a way to comment on your blog!!!<br /><br />thanks for your comments and not giving up on me! I have started re-reading your blog from day one (i know, i need a life) but its really helping me re-focus a bit at a time. <br /><br />thanks, alot. <br /><br />xoLisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18290889173321848023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-69009889573806696902010-04-05T10:48:30.840-05:002010-04-05T10:48:30.840-05:00"Only swallow two-thirds of what you eat.&quo..."Only swallow two-thirds of what you eat."<br /><br />That made my brain hurt.Florriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07141158094978145205noreply@blogger.com