tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post5528334721922067802..comments2024-03-29T06:58:02.299-05:00Comments on Welcome to the Mellon Patch: Signs You’ve Got a Bad Personal TrainerCole Walter Mellonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792991151019418800noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-14338866421505279612010-06-28T22:44:27.522-05:002010-06-28T22:44:27.522-05:00I personally would pay my trainer more to call me ...I personally would pay my trainer more to call me Bootylicious.Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13294410210624085636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-37030918027992615392010-06-28T12:07:17.788-05:002010-06-28T12:07:17.788-05:00No wonder having a personal trainer didn't wo...No wonder having a personal trainer didn't work for me! I might have liked him better if he'd had tequila to share. On second thought, probably not. :)Salted with Shadowshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17804729738520437999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-7563920196571583332010-06-26T14:36:05.245-05:002010-06-26T14:36:05.245-05:00See, that's why I leave the personal trainers ...See, that's why I leave the personal trainers alone...'Dreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18445124443770488433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-89697378813190590022010-06-26T10:47:12.865-05:002010-06-26T10:47:12.865-05:00Damn...now I want a caramel apple...Damn...now I want a caramel apple...Mikihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08879281587345086023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-86938268113283335412010-06-26T10:34:39.414-05:002010-06-26T10:34:39.414-05:00Well duh a good trainer would use vodka because yo...Well duh a good trainer would use vodka because you can not tell the difference between that and water duh!Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08858847508025138411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-62327063865025753452010-06-26T07:41:15.065-05:002010-06-26T07:41:15.065-05:00ha!! that is GREAT!ha!! that is GREAT!SGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12872069788090565862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-43941805605902547502010-06-26T04:22:04.978-05:002010-06-26T04:22:04.978-05:00I´m thinking about becoming a personal trainer.
No...I´m thinking about becoming a personal trainer.<br />No caramel apples (during the session)<br />No tequila<br />What do you mean, Gluteus Maximus wasn´t in Gladiator? Wasn´t he the bloke with the fancy sandals?<br />.....<br />Think I got it!<br />Thanks for the tips<br /><br />(love your blog)<br />XXPetrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17526244182164317297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-25170712748537428392010-06-26T00:55:42.881-05:002010-06-26T00:55:42.881-05:00lolol....paid in crystal meth...what about paid in...lolol....paid in crystal meth...what about paid in chickens? Now that's just creepy.Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13708815560712267698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-39888160318781902582010-06-25T22:39:53.042-05:002010-06-25T22:39:53.042-05:00Where do I sign up? I want a trainer like that.Where do I sign up? I want a trainer like that.Kathrynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08699328937978331608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-41570629895008723712010-06-25T21:36:43.392-05:002010-06-25T21:36:43.392-05:00WHAT? “Gluteus Maximus” was not that dude in the G...WHAT? “Gluteus Maximus” was not that dude in the Gladiator movie?Patrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11534171345610201608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-7965212184373021892010-06-25T20:41:24.053-05:002010-06-25T20:41:24.053-05:00I am so glad I don't have a trainer. And you ...I am so glad I don't have a trainer. And you are a rock star!Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10287354874478649309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-41972481548077900212010-06-25T20:29:00.576-05:002010-06-25T20:29:00.576-05:00And I thought my trainer was just a bit over the t...And I thought my trainer was just a bit over the top when he asked to store his bong in my locker. After reading this, he's looking pretty good...<br /><br />Love,<br />JillAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-49193483761097094482010-06-25T18:53:33.540-05:002010-06-25T18:53:33.540-05:00Well personally I love when my trainer calls me bo...Well personally I love when my trainer calls me bootylicious. It distracts me from the fact that he has no idea what he's doing!Mad Womanhttp://lookingforfeet.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-70075046057331489462010-06-25T18:53:04.433-05:002010-06-25T18:53:04.433-05:00:-) Are you speaking from experience???:-) Are you speaking from experience???Jody - Fit at 52http://www.truth2beingfit.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-4703061745235631272010-06-25T18:26:46.554-05:002010-06-25T18:26:46.554-05:00And all this time I thought tequila was helpful in...And all this time I thought tequila was helpful in a post workout margarita. You know....replenishing salt and all. ;)<br />RaeRaegunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09558416033603613239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-45387133811233497992010-06-25T17:14:15.863-05:002010-06-25T17:14:15.863-05:00Tells you "You're perfect just the way yo...Tells you "You're perfect just the way you are!"Genhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11414571860592267584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-20751393116909450032010-06-25T15:42:10.258-05:002010-06-25T15:42:10.258-05:00@Losing Weight
I think it's OK as long as he ...@Losing Weight<br /><br />I think it's OK as long as he doesn't pat you on your "bootylicious" butt.Maria@HuffandBuffhttp://www.huffandbuff.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-71678960075442743172010-06-25T15:39:24.252-05:002010-06-25T15:39:24.252-05:00You know you have a bad personal trainer when, aft...You know you have a bad personal trainer when, after you're through, he pats you on the back and says, "Now let's go get dessert."Losing Weight After 45 is a Bitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18073076065309387782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-52072350320879654342010-06-25T14:58:11.702-05:002010-06-25T14:58:11.702-05:00wrestling is rigged..WHAT? I mean WHAT??? ;-)wrestling is rigged..WHAT? I mean WHAT??? ;-)Sylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08406188835168172211noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-11109581159274254932010-06-25T14:54:18.163-05:002010-06-25T14:54:18.163-05:00I'm assuming this isn't the kind of traile...I'm assuming this isn't the kind of trailer you are talking about <br /><br />http://www.mobilefitness.net/home.htmlMaria@HuffandBuffhttp://www.huffandbuff.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-60322579240795810762010-06-25T14:50:27.789-05:002010-06-25T14:50:27.789-05:00There's some motivation to get back to the gym...There's some motivation to get back to the gym... I think? :)Scuttleboosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04708291819049748019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-60933805011163594692010-06-25T14:47:52.970-05:002010-06-25T14:47:52.970-05:00Say, did you get this picture off the cover of the...Say, did you get this picture off the cover of the Feb. 2009 IDEA Fitness Journal magazine? I write for them! Anyway, this blog isn't silly enough. Guess you'd better keep writing!<br />http://funandfit.orgFun and Fit: Kymberly and Alexandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15409516312268206613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-45685674063756331702010-06-25T14:37:38.344-05:002010-06-25T14:37:38.344-05:00I think I would quite like to be called Bootylicio...I think I would quite like to be called Bootylicious actually... :)mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10392313720998923113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-10762077096616088492010-06-25T14:36:15.765-05:002010-06-25T14:36:15.765-05:00haha I wouldn't be able to resist myself if he...haha I wouldn't be able to resist myself if he ate 3 caramel apples - one would be mine!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06213544190762337754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-18560152007905682232010-06-25T14:35:09.846-05:002010-06-25T14:35:09.846-05:00Wait...are you sure they are not supposed to call ...Wait...are you sure they are not supposed to call you "bootylicious"?theantijaredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00427483056920162216noreply@blogger.com