tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post5152048474526486392..comments2024-03-29T06:08:58.939-05:00Comments on Welcome to the Mellon Patch: Things That'll Get You Kicked Out of a WW MeetingCole Walter Mellonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792991151019418800noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-2755514241887842802010-05-17T10:07:11.712-05:002010-05-17T10:07:11.712-05:00I'm a long-time reader, but think this may be ...I'm a long-time reader, but think this may be my first comment... these absolutely cracked me up! And I kind of want to do some of them at my meeting this week:)Tealehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01994083331228276203noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-92034031192990069462010-05-12T03:13:59.083-05:002010-05-12T03:13:59.083-05:00Thanks for the laugh, love it!
How about a milksh...Thanks for the laugh, love it!<br /><br />How about a milkshake-stocked beer hat, with lots of slurping/sucking action to get the bottom bits. :DAbihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14555853612067714830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-15414163966352453762010-05-12T02:37:37.514-05:002010-05-12T02:37:37.514-05:00H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!!H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!!Runnergirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05959620202503355090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-71115250524794578952010-05-12T00:28:11.109-05:002010-05-12T00:28:11.109-05:00Wearing pants made out of fruit leather.
Is that t...Wearing pants made out of fruit leather.<br />Is that the funniest thing I have ever read in my life, or what.<br />Oh Shit, Jack!Anne Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10435482289459434828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-21624004613916968662010-05-11T19:53:55.465-05:002010-05-11T19:53:55.465-05:00If they are going to be like that then I am never ...If they are going to be like that then I am never even going to join! Pooh on them! :-)Jody - Fit at 52http://www.truth2beingfit.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-51852348144452014722010-05-11T18:46:17.307-05:002010-05-11T18:46:17.307-05:00HAHAHAHA!! This is awesome. What about setting up ...HAHAHAHA!! This is awesome. What about setting up a girl scout cookie table?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-86236220809255385672010-05-11T15:07:05.658-05:002010-05-11T15:07:05.658-05:00I would so go for the second opinion weigh-in and ...I would so go for the second opinion weigh-in and I would gladly pay $5 dollars...'Dreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18445124443770488433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-9629002478075253822010-05-11T15:05:01.175-05:002010-05-11T15:05:01.175-05:00Insisting on weighing in nude... roflmao
Can'...Insisting on weighing in nude... roflmao<br /><br />Can't tell you how many WW meetings I've been to were there is someone close to goal and they start taking off their jewelry, socks, any extra clothing they have on just to get to that goal number... Very funny to watch what people will do!Anniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05174839694378181878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-40740369911893270192010-05-11T14:44:11.553-05:002010-05-11T14:44:11.553-05:00Weighing in naked seems like a completely reasonab...Weighing in naked seems like a completely reasonable request. Those clothes add like 10 lbs!! <br /><br />HAHAHA love this postERICA https://www.blogger.com/profile/13631969628256018546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-57444567469679894942010-05-11T14:15:13.632-05:002010-05-11T14:15:13.632-05:00So, what is your snarky side like?
Actually, I DI...So, what is your snarky side like?<br /><br />Actually, I DID organize a seance at an OA meeting once. Or was that AA? NA? I forget. Anyway, everyone got pissed off when I tried to channel Janis Joplin but Janis Ian came through instead. Oops. <br /><br />Love,<br />JillAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-82231293086562500592010-05-11T14:11:47.853-05:002010-05-11T14:11:47.853-05:00I think I just burned off about 700 calories laugh...I think I just burned off about 700 calories laughing at that. I love lists!Joehttp://www.joetherunner.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-60931538284956613962010-05-11T13:43:34.659-05:002010-05-11T13:43:34.659-05:00Too funny!!!Too funny!!!Summerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03196008425290048709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-3496620591139295612010-05-11T13:07:20.776-05:002010-05-11T13:07:20.776-05:00How about:
Wearing a holster with a hot dog in ea...How about:<br /><br />Wearing a holster with a hot dog in each sideFrank Dobnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15572247121409235374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-21021961049615531312010-05-11T12:48:48.003-05:002010-05-11T12:48:48.003-05:00Wait a second...what are these fruit leather pants...Wait a second...what are these fruit leather pants you speak of and where can I get a pair?Joe In KChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00672517398168313973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-20595544644137990592010-05-11T12:16:50.903-05:002010-05-11T12:16:50.903-05:00I was literally laughing while rolling on the grou...I was literally laughing while rolling on the ground. LOVE IT!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-33097988968983225072010-05-11T12:03:48.542-05:002010-05-11T12:03:48.542-05:00How about Eating Candy Necklaces loudly during the...How about Eating Candy Necklaces loudly during the meeting? Or Pop Rocks? <br /><br />Or using bacon grease as a perfume and getting nice and close to everyone at the meeting so they can smell you.Christinehttp://www.phoenixrevolution.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-22489634478047017742010-05-11T11:33:05.636-05:002010-05-11T11:33:05.636-05:00I already scream "I'm so damned hungry&qu...I already scream "I'm so damned hungry" about every 5 minutes anyways!! Nothing new there.Twonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07641637188544642643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-83454751499154852262010-05-11T11:31:32.635-05:002010-05-11T11:31:32.635-05:00LOL! I have been to WW meetings... I can add "...LOL! I have been to WW meetings... I can add "bringing your loud, tired toddler and forgetting to bring an extra diaper." whoops...Lynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06926887495148083672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-65126609962567912822010-05-11T11:19:03.975-05:002010-05-11T11:19:03.975-05:00Hysterical.
Love the big butts one. The bring yo...Hysterical.<br /><br />Love the big butts one. The bring your own forgiving scale one. The weighing in the nude one.<br /><br />So Great! Thanks for the laugh.Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10155443976345011433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-18585084874659074352010-05-11T11:14:56.659-05:002010-05-11T11:14:56.659-05:00I thought loudly repeating every.single.word. the ...I thought loudly repeating every.single.word. the leaders says is mandatory...oops.Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13708815560712267698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-77221646195790806502010-05-11T10:43:40.965-05:002010-05-11T10:43:40.965-05:00Just what I needed this morning! HILARIOUS!Just what I needed this morning! HILARIOUS!Bring Pretty Backhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11809961135225963623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-41277709661549485982010-05-11T10:24:58.530-05:002010-05-11T10:24:58.530-05:00That explains it! But, in Texas, everybody cleans...That explains it! But, in Texas, everybody cleans their guns at the meetings! Maybe I should take mine off when I weigh in. hmmm...Lindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04344086795897680409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-75469848467881253862010-05-11T10:18:30.754-05:002010-05-11T10:18:30.754-05:00I agree...this one has to be in the Jack Sh*t hall...I agree...this one has to be in the Jack Sh*t hall of fame!!!!!Nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13517150898878414991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-67354951069500121122010-05-11T10:13:05.040-05:002010-05-11T10:13:05.040-05:00Is there a Jack Sh*t Hall of Fame for your posts? ...Is there a Jack Sh*t Hall of Fame for your posts? You need to create one, and put this one in it. I am laughing so hard, I might actually be able to call this my work out for today.Beetnik Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17833989102646394206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-18863126383866571372010-05-11T09:53:36.747-05:002010-05-11T09:53:36.747-05:00This made me laugh so hard! There is a little ceas...This made me laugh so hard! There is a little ceasars pizza right next to the WW meeting I attend and so many times I've considered buying several and bringing them to share, or inviting everyone to go next door after the meeting for a pizza party. :)SherRonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03076242760056599182noreply@blogger.com