tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post4697727601852089015..comments2024-03-28T10:12:03.078-05:00Comments on Welcome to the Mellon Patch: Holy Sh*t… More Fitness Center Conversation StartersCole Walter Mellonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792991151019418800noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-70756521915327860502010-02-01T00:13:26.130-06:002010-02-01T00:13:26.130-06:00Loved the first one. I can just imagine people ac...Loved the first one. I can just imagine people acting like they're in an elementary class pretending to do things when the teacher is around. Very funny. =DAll Women Stalkerhttp://allwomenstalk.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-52324245298213115982010-01-30T21:00:06.389-06:002010-01-30T21:00:06.389-06:00Really? I'm the only one who liked the steel ...Really? I'm the only one who liked the steel wool jockstrap? <br /><br />Love these.Genhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11414571860592267584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-21856186159118645092010-01-30T06:12:17.144-06:002010-01-30T06:12:17.144-06:00Dude - this machine ate my smart-ass comment about...Dude - this machine ate my smart-ass comment about being a prison biotch...<br />*sniffles*<br />And I <i>SO</i> wanted to brag...Anne Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10435482289459434828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-68178516968627927942010-01-30T01:28:43.657-06:002010-01-30T01:28:43.657-06:00Huh. I fill my water bottle with vodka....you'...Huh. I fill my water bottle with vodka....you're telling me I should be using mayonnaise?<br /><br />I have been known to go to the gym with my dead iPod just so I have earphones to put in so no one will talk to me.Meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07596650736290691630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-67259070376452672102010-01-30T01:25:17.466-06:002010-01-30T01:25:17.466-06:00“IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME, SPEAK LOUDLY BECAUSE I...“IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME, SPEAK LOUDLY BECAUSE I’M WEARING EARPHONES.”<br /><br />LMAO...<br />My goodness, there is this guy at my gym who watches fox news with headphones on, and apparently things that the words that pass his lips when his head phones are on aren't words anyone.else.can.hear.<br />He YELLS at the television.<br />partially amusing..<br />Partially annoying.<br />Now from here on out..just amusing.Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13708815560712267698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-8908518780690638462010-01-30T00:47:15.449-06:002010-01-30T00:47:15.449-06:00“Y’know what would be awesome… a karoke spin class...“Y’know what would be awesome… a karoke spin class.”<br /><br />So that was really funny because one of my spin instructors said he used to teach in New York City and they had something basically like this. They would play popular music that everyone knew, and they'd go down the line, taking turns singing the different parts. Frankly, I can barely breathe during spinning, so I can't imagine *singing*.screwdestinyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00777895976599010393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-33179100721522407742010-01-29T23:05:53.757-06:002010-01-29T23:05:53.757-06:00Boxers or briefs?Boxers or briefs?Greta from www.bigbottomblogger.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06387104569574497736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-79746590497990633582010-01-29T21:18:09.976-06:002010-01-29T21:18:09.976-06:00PRISON BITCH! BWAHAHAHA! WTF?PRISON BITCH! BWAHAHAHA! WTF?usedtobecutehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07017522902818087975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-51444272185014057702010-01-29T21:07:22.696-06:002010-01-29T21:07:22.696-06:00prison bitch? OMG! that one made me spit on my ...prison bitch? OMG! that one made me spit on my laptop screen!Fat Daddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13267758152539859094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-77653452518407471402010-01-29T19:42:56.948-06:002010-01-29T19:42:56.948-06:00“If I don’t… finish this set… the terrorists win…”...“If I don’t… finish this set… the terrorists win…”<br /><br />ha ha!!!! Cracks me up! Reminds me of Jack Baur ala 24. You know everything is so immediate and dangerous on the show. Just like at the gym.Anonymous Fat Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02061024634144836382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-81234696397485507412010-01-29T18:40:58.965-06:002010-01-29T18:40:58.965-06:00I love the karaoke spin class, too!! Hmmmm...mayb...I love the karaoke spin class, too!! Hmmmm...maybe I should suggest it Monday evening!Marlenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08447518252533783232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-55564013563087502512010-01-29T18:28:44.192-06:002010-01-29T18:28:44.192-06:00“IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME, SPEAK LOUDLY BECAUSE I...“IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME, SPEAK LOUDLY BECAUSE I’M WEARING EARPHONES.”<br /><br />My earphones say: Don't talk to me while I am working out! :-)Jody - Fit at 52http://www.truth2beingfit.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-4751375318726721732010-01-29T14:50:59.085-06:002010-01-29T14:50:59.085-06:00I want to laugh about a sports bottle filled with ...I want to laugh about a sports bottle filled with mayo but my involuntary gag reflex won't allow it. :(<br /><br />Very clever, per usual!Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07030297848102418558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-21629159168411821222010-01-29T14:49:03.642-06:002010-01-29T14:49:03.642-06:00I like the terrorist one! LOL!
The Anti-Jared'...I like the terrorist one! LOL!<br /><br />The Anti-Jared's comment made me laugh, too! :o)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12409793235676670706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-56187598979514708882010-01-29T13:45:10.441-06:002010-01-29T13:45:10.441-06:00Lighter weights that look like heavier weights? Bw...Lighter weights that look like heavier weights? Bwahahahah!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-60344128634677585712010-01-29T13:11:14.185-06:002010-01-29T13:11:14.185-06:00When do you think of this sh*t?
How about: I must...When do you think of this sh*t?<br /><br />How about: I must have walked through the wrong door, where are the free peanuts?TB--Milwaukeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08820683872993735450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-78931527902998442402010-01-29T12:03:20.587-06:002010-01-29T12:03:20.587-06:00Ha! I'm also so in for karaoke spin classHa! I'm also so in for karaoke spin classHadleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11573969739642304799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-24452376675517913442010-01-29T11:37:41.225-06:002010-01-29T11:37:41.225-06:00"I’m working on making my muscles more bumpy...."I’m working on making my muscles more bumpy.”<br /><br />You and me both buddy :)Triciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16665644808858115598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-10192863798554178482010-01-29T11:36:25.581-06:002010-01-29T11:36:25.581-06:00How did you get your prison bitch nickname, Jack? ...How did you get your prison bitch nickname, Jack? LOL Funny as always, thanks for the laugh!Running Down a Dreamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05973430101121627608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-79166450216061522302010-01-29T11:11:25.591-06:002010-01-29T11:11:25.591-06:00The second one is my favorite.The second one is my favorite.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-42116396143718244032010-01-29T11:07:47.223-06:002010-01-29T11:07:47.223-06:00I can definitely use a few of those!I can definitely use a few of those!Andrew is getting fithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12509663563205981548noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-37396044784810880802010-01-29T11:00:23.772-06:002010-01-29T11:00:23.772-06:00Thank you. Needed the chuckle this morning.Thank you. Needed the chuckle this morning.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-71796214613481321312010-01-29T10:55:31.156-06:002010-01-29T10:55:31.156-06:00Karaoke spin class could be fun!!!Karaoke spin class could be fun!!!Erinhttp://erintakescontrol.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-65906714398015401252010-01-29T09:54:18.581-06:002010-01-29T09:54:18.581-06:00The thought of stealing a few of these lines almos...The thought of stealing a few of these lines almost makes me want to go to the gym. Almost.Camevilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14446281829643300389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-73917205303423772962010-01-29T09:48:06.301-06:002010-01-29T09:48:06.301-06:00While showing off my flabby abs: "Better call...While showing off my flabby abs: "Better call the vet because these puppies are SICK!" LOLKelly the Happy Texanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05141980277979631252noreply@blogger.com