tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post173326253252049301..comments2024-03-28T03:50:46.617-05:00Comments on Welcome to the Mellon Patch: Weight Loss Nursery RhymesCole Walter Mellonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14792991151019418800noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-31172562201498022922009-06-21T18:10:27.447-05:002009-06-21T18:10:27.447-05:00Laughed until it hurts! Good stuff!Laughed until it hurts! Good stuff!Cryshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14891395378440988577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-6144143683558283592009-06-20T09:13:29.675-05:002009-06-20T09:13:29.675-05:00Love yours the best!! Hillarious!Love yours the best!! Hillarious!Dianahttp://www.martinsneveradullmoment.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-51164739765557389932009-06-19T23:37:18.009-05:002009-06-19T23:37:18.009-05:00Love your blog, I read it out loud to my family da...Love your blog, I read it out loud to my family daily. The other day I was laughing so hard about one of your prior posts that my husband actually though I might be in the mood wink wink ....Your doing a good work all over the place...<br />Breathing in happiness and farting out rainbows here in Colorado.Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13708815560712267698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-58748593241136065492009-06-19T22:28:06.004-05:002009-06-19T22:28:06.004-05:00By the way, Jack do you and Pisa have plans for Fa...By the way, Jack do you and Pisa have plans for Father's Day? Allow me to be the first to wish you a wonderful Father's Day on Sunday. Good boy, Jack!Anne Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10435482289459434828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-21150602469896840042009-06-19T22:16:45.644-05:002009-06-19T22:16:45.644-05:00Now remember, Jack - can I call you Jack? - you re...Now remember, Jack - can I call you Jack? - you remember us "little" (so to speak) people when you're all famous and Sh*t!Anne Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10435482289459434828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-23042235587649055602009-06-19T21:48:28.913-05:002009-06-19T21:48:28.913-05:00Loved Humpty and Twinkle! You're sooo damned ...Loved Humpty and Twinkle! You're sooo damned creative and funny.~closed~https://www.blogger.com/profile/07004956732951108828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-23977941214501728472009-06-19T21:38:34.494-05:002009-06-19T21:38:34.494-05:00How do copy right laws work? Can someone steal th...How do copy right laws work? Can someone steal this stuff before the book is published? The book is being published, right?Pattyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16615291830525865931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-35162462679881615582009-06-19T19:43:17.999-05:002009-06-19T19:43:17.999-05:00bff.bff.laurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18020513975563524999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-74231069127819676242009-06-19T17:50:20.847-05:002009-06-19T17:50:20.847-05:00*snort* that made me laugh! So creative. I love h...*snort* that made me laugh! So creative. I love how your mind works.Furry Bottomshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06126096393524594755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-23628967358998122682009-06-19T15:57:47.033-05:002009-06-19T15:57:47.033-05:00Where do all your ideas come from? Honestly, you ...Where do all your ideas come from? Honestly, you are very entertaining!Hanliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16476650601531649816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-21550839363747261442009-06-19T15:44:06.882-05:002009-06-19T15:44:06.882-05:00The last one was the best. You still got it. Not...The last one was the best. You still got it. Not sure what it is though! lol<br /><br />Thanks for the laughF. McButter Pantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06898410127481046597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-22513996069545527542009-06-19T15:42:16.588-05:002009-06-19T15:42:16.588-05:00Outstanding Oct... thanks for the contributions. A...Outstanding Oct... thanks for the contributions. And thanks to all for the kind/kooky comments. They're my crack.Cole Walter Mellonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14792991151019418800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-18838132324946639622009-06-19T15:30:06.949-05:002009-06-19T15:30:06.949-05:00Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet
eating her curd...Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet<br />eating her curds and whey.<br />After the meal she blogged a great deal<br />of nutritional counts for the day.<br /><br />Sorry :) I love nursery rhymes. :)~Octhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04424560774343634505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-90266282829322019962009-06-19T15:30:00.613-05:002009-06-19T15:30:00.613-05:00You never cease to amaze me. Oh, and make me laug...You never cease to amaze me. Oh, and make me laugh out loud too!<br /><br />Wonderful stuff.<br /><br />Sean Anderson<br />The Daily Diary of A Winning Loser<br />www.losingweighteveryday.blogspot.comSean Andersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07973189725254566966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-36988074326653821152009-06-19T15:26:08.590-05:002009-06-19T15:26:08.590-05:00Jack Sprat would eat no fat
His wife would eat no ...Jack Sprat would eat no fat<br />His wife would eat no lean<br /><br />They eventually divorced because they couldn't co-exist on such differing diet plans.~Octhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04424560774343634505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-22410283167009477142009-06-19T15:23:53.228-05:002009-06-19T15:23:53.228-05:00Peter Peter pumpkin eater
Had a wife and couldn...Peter Peter pumpkin eater<br />Had a wife and couldn't keep her<br />He put her in a pumpkin shell<br />And there she lost 100lbs (pumpkin is low carb)<br /><br />:P~Octhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04424560774343634505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-11486951979566490692009-06-19T15:21:24.706-05:002009-06-19T15:21:24.706-05:00Funny funny stuff :D Thanks for the laughs!Funny funny stuff :D Thanks for the laughs!Losing it in Vegashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01517809338954536127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-2604047932702545342009-06-19T13:23:30.550-05:002009-06-19T13:23:30.550-05:00Great prose.Great prose.antgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15292057889814780426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-88387751777278288062009-06-19T12:54:03.838-05:002009-06-19T12:54:03.838-05:00Beats the shit out of Mother Goose!Beats the shit out of Mother Goose!Candicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05553652923537266660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-49113499595661817512009-06-19T12:42:22.932-05:002009-06-19T12:42:22.932-05:00ROFLMAO!!!!!!ROFLMAO!!!!!!Valerie Robersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16400026383513835586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-42725316166848758762009-06-19T12:32:50.956-05:002009-06-19T12:32:50.956-05:00You are so funny and talented! Jack and Jill is m...You are so funny and talented! Jack and Jill is my favorite :)septembermomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01570525910483384484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-56727833170688818592009-06-19T12:26:04.606-05:002009-06-19T12:26:04.606-05:00awesome!awesome!Carloshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03839609356582068582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-76129172532653657982009-06-19T10:21:20.729-05:002009-06-19T10:21:20.729-05:00"Blog Blog Jack Sh*t" is my favorite! I ..."Blog Blog Jack Sh*t" is my favorite! I love your creativity!Annahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01415918404536584671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-13971089882891747742009-06-19T10:16:26.647-05:002009-06-19T10:16:26.647-05:00what can i say? Creative genius at its best. Love ...what can i say? Creative genius at its best. Love it. Wish I was more creative with my responses!wildfluffysheephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455412514350334005noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2297412163862522994.post-72821820653384073422009-06-19T10:13:29.312-05:002009-06-19T10:13:29.312-05:00Love the poetry:)Love the poetry:)Mary Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03456156093671914027noreply@blogger.com